The Prince of Karnataka is flaunting a tendori federal crime study which released last month, pointing to the assessment where the south-western state is now the safest in Great Tendor.

Where Karnataka was once among the worst regions of any planet outside the Cabella Sector, it is now a bastion of safety, one of the few in the last three years where the crime rate decreased. Where once interstellar cartels could smuggle their drugs into Tendor with near impunity, convicted smugglers are now being publicly stomped to death by an elephant.

That was a public spectacle last month where 270 drug smugglers were tied to the ground in a large arena full of the families of those who died to drug abuse in the past decade. Three elephants went back and forth, walking over them until they were all turned to pulp. The thousands of attendees cheered and cried, and at the end they were screaming Tipu’s name. One smuggler happened to be a genevek, so he was then thrown into a furnace until he burned past his race’s ability to recover.

A journalist from the Tendori International Network infiltrated the event and TIN ran a report tearing into Tipu’s human rights abuses.

The total imprisoned population of Karnataka is half a million, roughly 2.7 percent of the state’s population, and about 10% of the males between 15 and 29.

The reward for this cruelty is a murder rate equivalent to the safe Northern Apea states like Ardennes prior to the economic crisis.

We say this not to justify the Tyrant Tipu, but to explain why the Prince of Karnataka is practically worshiped as a living god by his subjects.

Even when promised anonymity, neither I nor TIN could find a person willing to give even the softest of criticism.