Author: Plemency

Book 1: The Peldaks: Dispelling Rumors

 

Author: Tymon Nitka, Peldak Warrior.

An article in the 1,020th issue of the magazine: The Monthly War Room.

Date: 44 AP

The masters of the galaxy, the warriors of light, the saviors and builders of civilization.

There’s much to say about my brothers and sisters who hail from that dark world of Peldor, and there’s many rumors and myths that need correcting. I’m nearly 2,000 years old and have personally spent the last 40 traversing this young nation of ours, trying to fix the various misconceptions that swirl around our people.

Here are some of the more common I’ve encountered.

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-1. We are bloodthirsty maniacs.

Peldaks are tall and maintain muscle mass with relative ease. When aliens combine this fact with our seeming willingness to come to blows with each other, their mind jumps to the conclusion that we like fighting for the sake of it. This is untrue. If a peldak insults me, or I’m to establish myself as the strongest, or we’re just bored and wish to test our strengths, then of course we’ll begin to fight. It’s not senseless violence, and we’re too strong to bother fighting aliens. I wouldn’t hesitate to fight a peldak in response to an insult or just to prove my point, but it’s unconscionable to do that to an alien! Aliens are weaker, and could be seriously injured if we were to treat them the same.

A peldak’s willingness to brawl another peldak over disputes or matters of honor should not be misconstrued with a desire to draw blood. If a man calls me a fool and refuses to retract that statement, my attacking him should be seen as an attempt to keep my honor intact, not to specifically hurt him. If I end up breaking his lying jaw in the process of keeping my honor, so be it, but that’s not my intention.

It might be fair to say that peldaks are militaristic, as we pride ourselves in our force of arms, but this is wholly different from being bloodthirsty or insane. If a soldier has adrenaline rushing through his body, then laughing would be a natural reaction as he tears his sword through the enemy ranks. It’s the thrill of combat we enjoy, not the blood being shed. I assure you, every peldak would immediately wipe the gore and viscera off his or her body once the battle has ended.

-2. Peldaks have good night vision.

This is understandable, however incorrect. Our world of Peldor does not orbit a star, and is therefore shrouded in an eternal night. Combine this with our uncanny ability to traverse dark spaces, and many believe that we have developed a natural form of night-vision.

We have not.

Instead, it’s our ears. Peldak ears are long and pointed (mine top out at an impressive 8 inches in length), and are rather sensitive. It’s not good enough to let us ‘see’ in the dark, or at least mine aren’t, however they give us a general idea of what’s making noise and where it is.

I was once in a fight with a group of bandits on the roads of Ciratha, and dirt ended up getting kicked in my eyes. I didn’t have enough time to clean them out, and my allies were busy on their own fights, but I was nevertheless able to attune my ears to the specific sounds of my attacker. The shuffling of his boots against the dirt, the rustling of his clothes, the various grunts that came with every swing of his sword. He was no doubt careless due to thinking me immobilized, but I was able to move in, grab him, then throw him onto the ground. From there, it wasn’t difficult for me to wrap my arms around his head and give a sudden, forceful twist that resulted in a satisfying snap.

-3. Peldaks are expansionist warmongers.

This rumor comes from two main sources: The fact our planet is the only one in the Peldak Protectorate which is unified, and the Founding War.

The sayran have their family houses, the cirathans are divided into thousands of city-states, the monsoorai have their various island nations, but the peldaks are unified under a single flag.

This is because, many years ago, Peldor suffered through a terrible dark age. Ignorance, fear, violence, sin, these things ruled the land for millennia. It was so bad that nobody even knew the true scale of our lifespans, as nobody lived long enough to figure it out. This lasted until King Arus and his Army of Light began the Unification Wars and set out to fix everything. We didn’t wake up one day and decide to conquer everything in sight, we conquered everything in sight because the alternative was to remain ignorant, short-lived, and savage.

As for the Founding War, -which resulted in the Peldak Protectorate being formally ‘founded’- that was justified too. The relgi had been enslaving the firryans for at least two thousand years and refused to stop. Were we supposed to ignore that? Obviously not.

That’s why we landed on Relgan and destroyed whatever specific nation we were at war with. I don’t remember the nation’s name, but it was a fun conquest. We washed up on their shores and went wild for the next few years, putting every slaveowner we found to the sword. Everything we did was justified since our foes were fundamentally evil.

The brutality of our conquest sent the message loud and clear. We were in charge, evil won’t be tolerated, and the remaining nations abolished the practice not long after the capital city burned.

-4. Peldaks are ‘undying’.

This is partially true.

Peldaks do not age past our physical prime, which is around 25 years old for other humans. I, for example, am at least 1,900 years old, and took part in many battles during the Unification Wars.

The correct word would be immortal, as we can’t die of old age, though we can still die of injuries, or sickness. In fact, besides death in combat, the top cause of expiration for a peldak is hearts failure. We have two hearts which possess a remarkably inefficient structure. So many twisting veins rubbing against each other, if we don’t maintain perfect cardiovascular health we could suddenly drop dead at a moment’s notice.

That being said, we’re tough. After a peldak returns from battle, it’s common to see us walking around with broken bones, shattered armor, and gashes all over our bodies. On one campaign, many years ago, my arm was sliced off just below my elbow. It was my off arm, granted, but I had to tuck it under my armpit and carry it around until we could win the battle, then I could finally get it reattached. I wouldn’t say it’s surprising that so many aliens think we can’t be killed.

-5. Peldaks are dull and simple.

This mostly comes from the cirathans.

Their culture relies on negotiation and debate, while peldaks are refreshingly straightforward in our dealings.

For example, two city-states went to war, it doesn’t matter which ones. Some friends and I thought it sounded fun, so we hired ourselves out as mercenaries and went raiding the countryside.

We found a caravan belonging to the other city-state and we went to capture their goods. The caravan had no peldak guards and quickly surrendered.

This young man walked up to me, completely calm, cirathans are good at hiding their emotions. He gave me a long speech about the many reasons why we shouldn’t take their things, and I remember him making a lot of good points. It was morally wrong, their caravan didn’t even support the war, we came from halfway across the planet and stuck our noses in a conflict that didn’t matter to us either way, blah blah blah. But he spoke so passionately, I was beginning to think, yeah, we were kinda the villains.

Then I remembered that cirathans are famous for their wordplay and trickery. Coming to my senses, I pushed him into a soft patch of grass, then we pillaged his wares for the good of our client.

We don’t play along with their games, and in response they use those exact same games to slander us as dull brutes.

It’s childish.

-6. Peldaks are religious fanatics.

This one just confuses me, to be honest.

The only reason we could escape the dark age which plagued our world was because God sent His own Son, Hananiah Vendall, to be born into our world and save us from sin and ignorance. He gave us a broad list of rules to follow to keep us from falling into that degenerate behavior again, are we supposed to just ignore His word?

It’s not religious fanaticism, it’s just standard behavior, exactly what you’d expect.

The cirathans have their ‘pantheon’, but that mostly just extends to wearing something like the necklace of a merchant goddess when you want a better deal in a store. The firryans recount embellished stories of their ancestors because they were a little good with a bow and they think that means their ancestors watch over them.

Now, I won’t disrespect their beliefs, but I think it’s clear that one religion is a bit more serious than the others. Of course the serious religion would have serious adherents.

-7. Peldaks see aliens as inferior.

This last myth is one of the more common I hear, and I’m glad I have this chance to dispel it.

We peldaks do not see aliens as inferior.

We work under a strict meritocratic system where those with competence rise to the top of their fellows. This has proved time and time again as one of the reasons we were able to sweep across the entirety of Peldor in less than 3 millennia. I, for example, was born to a tribe of backwater savages and didn’t even know how to read low peldish when our lands were taken over. Despite that, I learned quick, possessed a strong body, and had a natural affinity for people. I quickly rose through the ranks and was chosen to lead a small warband in no time at all.

We promote competence and punish incompetence.

It shouldn’t be seen as ‘hatred’ that we recognize that aliens are simply incompetent when compared to us. It’s natural, in fact, as we spend millennia perfecting ourselves, while aliens tend to live and die before even a century has passed. It’s often said that it takes a hundred years to master a skill, and while that’s unfortunate, it’s a sober observation of how the galaxy is, not as how we wish it to be.

If we hated aliens, we wouldn’t protect them from the myriad of horrid creatures that lurk in the darkness of space for such a low tax. There’s no telling what’s out there, but the ‘big, scary’ peldaks will keep the Protectorate safe, while the civilians are free to stay at homes, doing whatever it is aliens do while not complaining or spreading lies.

Forest Guardian: Chapter 3

Ugh, my head is killing me…

I slowly push off the ground and hold my face, only to feel the sting of a deep gash starting between my eyes and running up my left eyebrow.

My thoughts are foggy and jumbled.

Where’s Zenon?

Did we kill the beast for him?

Did I get hit by the monster’s claws?

Is he safe?

How long ago did that happen?

My eyes need a moment to adjust to the glow of the forest, and I blindly paw around the dirt. Fallen, dry leaves, sticks, a few exposed roots here and there. It hasn’t rained in a few days, so the dirt is dry. Then I feel something squishy and warm, it’s a little wet.

Giving my eyes a second longer to adjust, I turn to whatever this squishy thing is.

A mass of flesh, mostly red with small bits of white mixed in, bleeding slightly. At the end of its long tail is a ball which still glows.

The disgusting sight takes me off guard, and my body recoils instinctively.

“This… is the latarniak we killed. So then, where’s..?” I look around the nearby forest, searching for Zenon, but then the memory comes flooding back. ‘I’ll take care of the fur’, he said before bashing me in the face.

My hand reaches up to the gash between my eyes, and I glance to the corpse once more.

“Tsk, I’ve been had.” He wasn’t the best hunter in his village sent to complete a task, his village was never attacked, this latarniak was innocent. Zenon is just a poacher, that’s it. He came into Dubawin to skin a latarniak and display its fur like a trophy.

I coil my hands into fists, crunching a few sticks and leaves. How’d I let myself be tricked? I didn’t even question him about it, I just took him at his word and now an innocent creature is dead!

Rising to my feet, I take a deep breath.

There’s nothing for it, I have to hunt him down. I can’t let that fur escape this forest. If it does, that would just invite more poachers to test their skills, it would endanger Dubawin to all sorts of issues.

I turn to the corpse and give a small prayer, I’ll return later to make use of all the parts, but I need to get the fur back.

For now, my target is Zenon!

I jump onto the nearest tree and scale my way up the bark. My headache is gone, every bone and muscle in my body is devoted to this task. Not a hand out of place, and I don’t stumble or slip even once. When I reach my home, up on the branches, I can finally focus on tracking the foreigner.

Zenon should still be stomping around in those boots of his, and I see signs of him immediately. Cracked sticks, bent branches, scuffmarks on exposed roots. He’s a fool, put simply, and I charge after him.

Running through the fog of glowing, pale white leaves all around me, I make great time as I speed through the forest. Jumping from branch to branch, I occasionally see splashes of color flicker by from the various animals who make their homes within the trees. At one point, a wave of red-light washes over the forest as a flock of large red birds fly overhead, casting their glow on the world beneath them like spotlights. If their red spotlights mix with the light given off by certain animals or plants, they’ll immediately dive beneath the tree line for a snack.

The beauty of Dubawin is unquestionable, but it doesn’t distract me from the obvious trail Zenon left in his wake. It’s impossible for a hunter like me to miss all the signs. Footprints, ripped branches, fallen bullets, there’re even sections of dirt where it looked like he tripped and dragged his feet, swiping all the fallen leaves and sticks. I see no evidence he was being chased, so it seems he was just in a panic to escape, which makes sense. My authority to defend Dubawin does not extend beyond its borders. All he has to do is exit the forest, and he’s safe.

But he’s not that quick.

I catch up to Zenon as he steps into a small clearing.  An old, rotten tree had fallen and opened up the sky above him, and he sits on the log to rest. Latarniaks are big, their pelts heavy, he’s sweating and panting from carrying such weight for so long. I silently jump on one of the branches to observe him. Rifle in his arms, ready for action, ears wiggling, eyes shifting back and forth. The white and black latarniak pelt is rolled up and set on the ground before him.

There’s no point talking to him, or convincing him to leave the pelt. Even if he would, he doesn’t deserve it. I take the bow from my back, careful not to tap the wood against the tree, then I silently pull an arrow from my quiver. Putting it on the bow, I pull back the drawstring-

Zenon jumps from the log, rifle moving towards me faster than I can aim. Fear runs through my body, that rifle will kill me in an instant. I throw myself behind the thick trunk, and a fraction of a second later, a bullet rips through the air where I was standing, and smashes into a tree beyond it. The force of the impact is so great that bark and wood fibers explode from the tree after a violent crunch.

“Ha!” Zenon yells with a smile as I hear him quickly dump another bullet into his gun. “I heard you that time, didn’t I? You won’t be able to sneak up on me again, I can assure you of that.” His booming voice echoes through the forest, I hear a few small critters turn and run, or hide.

I lean my back against the trunk and breathe for a second. “So that’s it? You lie to me, bash me in the face, and now you want to kill me?”

“No, not particularly. Whether you live or die means nothing to me, really. I was hoping you’d let me go, but now I realize you won’t turn around and walk away.”

I climb further up the trunk, back away deeper into the forest, then circle around the clearing. “Was anything you said true?” I project my voice so it’s harder for him to tell where I am. “No dead kid? No village attacked?”

“I was right when I said I was the best hunter in my village, if that counts.”

I peak around the tree I’m standing behind. Zenon’s eyes are closed, his ears are wiggling, he’s waiting to hear the subtle sound of the drawstring.

Taking another arrow, I try to be even quieter as I pull the string back, but there’s only so much I can do. Over 200 lbs of force are needed to pull it back, of course at least a little noise will be made. It’s a distinct noise, not natural to Dubawin, so Zenon hones in on me, swings his rifle around, then shoots before I get a chance to loose the arrow.

I dive into cover before he can aim at me, of course, and he ends up missing. My next idea is to poke out and pull the string back before Zenon can put in another bullet, but he’s surprisingly adept at it. He cracks the back of the rifle, the spent shell pops out, he slams another one down, then he closes the rifle. It takes about two seconds. I have to dive back behind the tree before he fires. This time, the bullet scrapes the side of the trunk, and a large chunk is ripped out, with fragments of wooden shrapnel creating a small mist.

I pull back again to circle around the clearing to a new location. With the small bit of wind gently rustling the trees, my footsteps are completely hidden from his ears. It’s just the subtle twang of the bowstring that’s the issue.

I throw a rock and time it so that, when the rock bangs against a tree, I pull the string. But he sees through my deception and almost shoots my arm off.

I try pulling the string while behind cover. My intention is that he’ll waste his bullet and I’ll have two seconds to move from cover, aim, and loose the arrow. But Zenon isn’t impatient like that. He detects where I am, but doesn’t fire or waste a bullet if he doesn’t see me.

I’m running out of ideas.

If the problem is that he recognizes the string, then I can’t use my bow. What if I throw something at him?

Digging into my pouch, I pull the blute I stored earlier. I peak out of cover and see Zenon standing there, waiting, gun at the ready.

After a heavy gulp to steady my nerves, I step out on the branch, reel back my arm, then launch the fruit on a collision course for his head! Then, I immediately raise my bow and pull an arrow back on the drawstring. His eyes shoot open and he turns to me, but he first notices the blue, shell-covered fruit heading his way.

As a reflex, he aims and blasts the fruit out of the sky, showering him and the surrounding forest in shell pieces, and sticky, sweet fruit guts. Even from here, I see the faintly glowing bits of blue covering his face and clothes.

To his credit, he isn’t distracted for a moment by the substance all over him. With expert efficiency, he cracks the gun open and the spent bullet pops out, then he slams another one in the chamber.

But it’s too late. I loose the arrow before he can aim, and while Zenon tries to dodge to the left, he isn’t fast enough. The arrow pierces straight through his right bicep and gets stuck halfway in.

“Argh!” He clenches his teeth as he screams, and he looses his balance, falling onto his side.

In retaliation, with his left arm only, he flicks the rifle to snap it back into place, then aims in my general direction. I’m so taken off guard by his resilience that I don’t even think to move. The bullet smashes through my bow, right by my head. The wood explodes violently and small splinters dig into my face and neck, “kugh!”

I drop the now useless bow and dive behind a tree. My neck and face bleed only slightly, the real damage is my lack of a weapon. I brush the splinters off and peak around the tree. Even with Zenon’s bloody, shredded bicep, he holds the butt of his rifle under his chin as he manages to reload.

“Not so tough without a bow, are you?” He winces, and I can see him sweat from the pain. “You think I can’t aim with just one arm? Try it, Alfons! Poke your head around the corner and I’ll show you what I can do. Or, just walk away now and let me leave this Godforsaken forest!”

He’s got me. I have no weapon, I can’t do anything. There are no branches overhead so I can’t jump down on top of him, I can’t throw my arrows hard enough to hurt him, and I doubt I could run home, grab a new bow, then find him again before he leaves the forest. My best bet might be to just hope he passes out from bloodloss, but I doubt that would happen. He won.

But then, rainbow lights start creeping closer.

From my position, I see them clearly. A pack of young latarniaks, attracted by the smell of their favorite snack.

Zenon’s so preoccupied by me, that he doesn’t notice them at all.

“Hey!” I yell with a smile, “look behind you!”

His ears wiggle, and then he hears the rustling.

He turns around just in time to see the largest latarniak of the pack reel back and pounce. He doesn’t even have time to pull the trigger before he’s pinned to the ground, the fully grown beast putting its heavy paw down on his chest. It tries to chomp down on his neck to end it instantly, but Zenon puts up just enough of a struggle to bring his left arm up to take the vicious bite. Of course, this just means both of his arms are shredded and useless. Even though he kicks his feet and tries to escape, he can’t. When the younger latarniaks come out, one tries to go for his neck again, but he swings his head forward and bashes the cub in the snout, causing it to yelp and flee to a nearby bush. But this only buys him a few more seconds of life. The blood loss makes his movements too sluggish, and as the remaining latarniaks begin to go in for their meal. The poacher expires before long.

A rough way to go, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel bad for him.

“Haaa,” I sigh, sliding down the tree trunk and resting on a branch. “It’s over.” I put a hand over my chest and say a quick prayer for Zenon. I’ll wait long enough to collect his bones and whatever’s left of him, then I’ll make sure everything gets put to good use. There’s a lake on the edge of Dubawin, with fish that can chomp through bones no problem. I’ll take them there, I think.

Then I have to figure out what to do with that latarniak corpse I left behind.

There’s always something to do in this forest, but hopefully poachers won’t be an issue for a while.

Forest Guardian: Chapter 2

This Zenon fellow is painfully slow and boorish.

We’re making our way through the forest to find that latarniak of his, but he’s just such a drag. He can’t follow me on the treetops, so I’m relegated to walking along the ground like some foreigner. My steps are graceful and elegant, in perfect tune with nature, while his fat boots are stomping along, scuffing exposed tree roots, rustling fallen leaves, and leaving deep imprints in the dirt. It’s starting to grate on my ears. There’s a certain harmony to Dubawin, the gentle rustling of trees, the distant chirps of birds, the humming of bugs, and the occasional croaking of tree lizards. It all comes together in a perfect mix, but Zenon’s walking would be like interrupting a symphony orchestra with a dry cough.

“Can’t you… walk with a bit more tact, at least?”

“Tact?” He says, hunched over, hands on his rifle, “I’m walking with as much ‘tact’ as I can.”

“Really?” I don’t sense any latarniaks around, so I walk confidently, not bothering to scan the forest as Zenon does. “Then how about just not stepping on so many sticks?”

He rolls his eyes, “there’s sticks everywhere, Alfons. I can’t walk without stepping on at least one or two.”

That’s not true, but there’s no point arguing about it.

We arrive at our destination and I raise my arm, prompting Zenon to stop and lower himself into a crouch, his rifle at the ready. He holds his breath, and I see his ears wiggle to try and detect whatever I’ve noticed.

“Calm down,” I say as I point up. There’s a cluster of fruit, high in the branches, glowing a faint blue.

Zenon looks up and raises an eyebrow, then watches me jump to a tree trunk and start climbing. “Fruit?” He asks.

“The latarniak’s favorite snack, yes.” With deathless agility, I sink my fingers and toes into the crevices of the bark, then use my lithe muscles to scale the tree. I put in a few flips and spins as well, just to show off to the outsider. “I don’t feel like running around Dubawin to try and find this beast of yours, so we’ll set a trap.” I intentionally fall off a branch and hook the back of my knees around the wood, hanging upside down as I start grabbing fruit to put in my pouch. “The scent of the Dubawin blute will travel on the wind, and a laterniak will come before long.”

“Aah, got it.” Zenon looks around and jumps to a nearby bush, “so we’ll hide nearby and ambush it when it stops to eat, right?”

“Well, you have to make sure it’s the one that attacked your village, but yes.” With enough fruit collected, I use my abs to pull myself up back onto the branch, then I head back to the trunk before sliding my way down. “Help me crack these open.”

I take a knife from the sheath on my thigh and get to work carefully carving away the hard shell of the blute. Zenon places one on a rock and starts bashing the butt of his rifle against it, slowly cracking it. When the shell’s intact, no scent permeates the air, it isn’t until Zenon bashes his way through that we’re hit with the overwhelmingly sweet smell.

“Ugh,” Zenon pinches his nose, “why’s it smell like this?” When he smashed the fruit open, a few drops of the insides smeared the stock of his rifle.

I shrug, and finally carve around the shell of the fruit. “You’re just not used to it,” with a hand on both sides of the shell, I use all my strength to twist until the fruit neatly pops in half. “It’s addictive though, once you get a taste for it.” I raise one of the halves and gently press my tongue against the inner fruit guts, which send a shock of sweetness throughout my body, and causes me to shudder.

Zenon watches this with an eyebrow raised, then smells the butt of his gun. His brow creases and his face clenches, then he pulls away and wipes his gun on the dirt. “I’ll take your word for it…”

We crack open a dozen fruit and set them in the middle of a small clearing, then hide off to the side. Dubawin is a land of slight inclines and gentle slopes, where the subtle motions of massive underground roots can shift the landscape from year to year. We head up one of these small hills about 50 feet from the pile, then wait. We have a perfect view of the landscape, and we’re upwind from the pile, so any latarniak would come from the far side. I keep two blutes with me, and slice one open as we wait.

“Sure you don’t want one, foreigner? You might not get another chance.” I take a bite out of my half, then hold the other half out to him.

He recoils from the scent, “I’m sure, thanks. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth.”

“That’s probably because you’ve never had anything this good.” I put the second fruit in my pouch, and go on to eat both halves of the one I cut.

It doesn’t take long for a wild latarniak to approach, drawn in by the scent of its favorite snack. Thanks to that lantern, we see it long before it enters the clearing.

A large creature, with striking white and black fur, and a large mouth full of sharp fangs designed to tear apart its prey. The powerful limbs stomp heavily against the ground as it walks, each ending off with a set of six sharp claws, four in the front and two in the back. Its ten-foot-long tail is raised high above its back, and the rainbow lantern is swaying back and forth, signaling its location to any other latarniak that might be in the area. It raises its head up to sniff the air, then it spots the fruit, quickly pouncing on the pile to dig in.

I turn to Zenon, and he’s smiling. An intense smile, with his ears flapping, and his eye twitching.

“Yeah. Yeah, Alfons, that’s the one. I recognize it, that’s the one that attacked my village.”

“Are you sure?” I turn to look at the beast, but I don’t see any specific markings or wounds.

He nods, not taking his eyes off the beast. “I’m sure. That’s the one… the way it’s hunched over those berries, eating. Exactly what I remember, I could never forget it.”

“Hmm.” I silently get up and move around the clearing to get a view of the beasts flank. Latarniaks have tough skin, but it’s nothing that could stop a sturdy arrow, or a bullet.

Zenon moves to a new position as well, but makes enough noise that the latarniak raises his head to look out. It seems to lazily scan the horizon, looking for lanterns, then lowers its head when it senses no danger. Laterniaks are some of the most ferocious animals in Dubawin, it has no reason to fear anything except for another of its kind.

With a perfect view of its wide profile, I take the bow from around my chest, and an arrow from my quiver. I draw back the heavy string, line up the shot-

BANG!

I jump, and the latarniak crouches down to scan the area. Accidentally loosing my arrow, it’s sent flying clear over the target.

Shooting my head to the side, I see Zenon crouching down, the barrel of his gun smoking.

“Tch.” He clicks his tongue, the cracks the back of his rifle open. The bullet pops out, he slams another one in, then clicks the rifle back into place.

The latarniak roars ferociously, a low-pitched wail that rumbles the forest, then it charges!

“No, why’d you shoot!?” I scream as I run towards Zenon as well.

The latarniak pounces in a zigzag pattern to confuse Zenon’s shot, and the man ends up missing once more before the beast manages to close the distance. Just as it’s ready to bring down its massive, clawed arm on Zenon’s head, the man kicks his legs against the dirt to jump backwards, landing on his feet and bringing up his gun again. The beast dodges just before he fires, and the bullet can only scrape down its side, causing nothing but superficial damage.

“Stop moving!” Zenon screams, “I want a clean kill!”

The latarniak swings again, but Zenon, supposedly the best hunter in his village, turns and dives out of the way. He jumps through a thin gap between two trees and lands on his stomach. Quickly turning to his back, he sees the large creature jump between the trees as well, higher up, where the gap is bigger.

It gets stuck slightly, and that’s when I take a new arrow and pull back the string. It quickly sets about freeing itself, but I loose an arrow before it can! The arrow flies and imbeds itself in the hind leg of the murderous beast.

It howls in pain, a ferocious growl that, in human terms, would be a promise that it would pay us back. The beast has no intention of fleeing, or begging for its life, it has a singular drive of ripping us apart. It roars at Zenon, saliva dripping from its sharp teeth, as the latarniak’s long tail coils around the arrow to yank it out.

I ready another, but Zenon beats me too it. He’s slams another bullet in his rifle and, from his position on the ground, brings the barrel up. The beast finally frees itself, but Zenon doesn’t waste the chance. Just as the latarniak reels back to pounce, he pulls the trigger, sending a bullet straight through the monster’s head.

The latarniak falls limp to the ground with a firm thud, and Zenon only just manages to scoot out of the way. It’s over.

I lower my bow and sigh, “what a sloppy job…” then I run to the body, and Zenon. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah,” he wipes some of the beast’s drool from his face, “I’m fine.”

“Good. Now, what was that? Why’d you make so much noise, why’d you shoot?” I put a hand out and help the man to his feet.

His ears flare up and his cheeks turn red, “I was gonna shoot it in the head and be done with it, but ‘someone’ decided to hit my rifle with an arrow and knock the sights out of whack!” He raises the rifle to show me a few notches on the barrel, but I have no idea what they signify or how it prevents him from aiming properly. “It took me that many shots just to figure out how much I need to adjust my aim.” He cracks the gun open and starts adjusting things to how they should be.

I roll my eyes, “don’t blame me for you not keeping your equipment maintained. If just one arrow could damage your rifle so much, you should have checked it before shooting.” I look down at the beast. “Just look at this mess. That was sloppy. It should have been quick and painless, no needless suffering. I had the right tool, I was in the perfect spot, it would have been over in a second.”

He snaps his rifle back into place, “yeah, yeah. I get it.” His eyes glance down to the corpse, and he sighs. It seems like he regrets what happens, so maybe I shouldn’t give him too hard a time.

Shaking my head, I crouch down and put a head on the beast’s torso, it’s still warm, and the fur is soft. “I guess it doesn’t matter, what’s done is done. I’ll escort you out of Dubawin. Don’t worry about the remains, I’ll make sure all the parts are used by at least something in the forest.” Latarniaks are heavy though. I might need to head to the city, built on massive branches of the central Dubawin tree, and get help.

“Oh,” Zenon says, “I can help with that. I’ll take the fur off your hands, haha.”

I raise an eyebrow and turn to the man, looking up at him.

All I’m met with is the stock of his rifle bashing me in the face. I pass out instantly.

Forest Guardian: Chapter 1

I’ve been stalking this guy for at least an hour now, running along the branches overhead to stay out of sight. An intruder to Dubawin, he’s armed with a rifle and seems to carry a sinister intent. On edge, pointed ears up and alert, head on a swivel as he keeps watch of everything around him. When I first started tracking him, I tried to conceal myself, but I soon realized that this man hasn’t thought to look up even once.

I thoughtfully rub my bow, which I’ve slung diagonally down my chest, and think about how easy it would be to end his life. A quick arrow to the back of the neck, and that’s it.

It’d be well within my rights to do so.

We’ve taken care to maintain a sort of balance with Dubawin, often at great personal cost to us. If these foreigners want to experience the forest, or travel to our lands, they need to walk the paths we’ve set out for them. Heading into the thick of the forest like this, it’s irresponsible. What if a beast attacks him, thinking him pray, then he takes out that rifle and injures it? What if he chops down a tree, or starts a fire?

The responsible thing would be to end his life, collect his belongings, then leave his body for the forest.

Yet, I can’t bring myself to do it.

What if he has a reason? What if he got lost? What if his family is desperate for food and hunting is his last resort? If I can get him to leave the forest peacefully, that would be best.

With a nod and a resolute look in my eyes, I silently run forward along the branches. The rich starry sky shines above me, and I position myself on the intruders path. Then, I use a thick tree trunk to crawl down the far side. My fingers and toes dig into the bark with a skill I’ve honed for years, and my lithe muscles flex as I slowly make my approach to the forest floor. When my bare feet gently touch the ground, I press myself flat against the wood and hold my breath as the intruder walks past.

The forest is too dark for him. The leaves up above glow, showering the forest floor in a faint, pale light. It isn’t enough for unadjusted foreigners to grasp the full details of things at a glance. As long as I don’t move, he can’t tell I’m here.

His boots crunch and snap all the leaves and twigs that cover the forest floor, which signal to my ears exactly where he is. Once he’s far enough, I carefully pull away from the tree, take the bow from around my chest, then carefully pull an arrow from its quiver. My hands are steady as I put the arrow in place and pull back the 200 lbs drawstring.

“What are you doing in the forest, friend?” I try to speak with a neutral tone.

The intruder’s ears perk, then he turns while bringing his rifle up.

With perfect adjustments to my aim, I let the arrow loose and it shoots through the air. As his rifle is still pointing to the left, my heavy arrow smashes into the metal barrel, smacking it from the intruder’s hands and knocking it off into a bush.

“Gyah!” He pulls his hands back in shock and surprise. When he turns to face me, I already have another arrow ready to go. The gleam of pale forest light against the polished arrowhead is impossible to miss. His face loses its tension, and he slowly raises his hands, signaling surrender.

“Good,” I say, keeping my aim at his heart. “Now, you know foreigners are supposed to stick to the paths, right?”

He gulps, “I know.”

“We’ve tried to make the paths as obvious and as easy to follow as possible. Tell me, foreigner, does this look like a path to you?”

His lips press together for a moment, “I’m not ‘foreigner’, okay? My name is Zenon.” He gives a slight bow to his head, obviously careful to not move too suddenly. “What’s yours?”

“Alfons. Answer the question, Zenon.”

His ears slump, “it doesn’t look like a path.”

“Then why are you here?”

He takes a second to consider my question, before letting his breath out. “I’m… my village was attacked. By a beast, I mean. From this forest. The beast killed a child, and I’m the best hunter of my village, so… I was sent to track it down and kill it.”

Hmm. If an animal left our forest and hurt a peldak, that would be a problem. The beast would of course have to be put down. “What village?”

“Trebor.” He says without a hint of hesitation.

Trebor is relatively close to Dubawin, but a bit far for a beast to travel on its own.

“What kind of beast was it?”

“It has black and white fur…” he narrows his brow. “Sharp teeth and claws. It… and…” he takes a moment to think, “the end of its tail glowed, I think. I don’t know the names of your forest creatures, sorry.”

“Sounds like a latarniak.” A ferocious, territorial predator with a tail that’s ten feet long. The end of the tail glows a hypnotizing swirl of colors, and uses it to lure prey closer before it strikes. It’s even been known to dig small holes to better hide the glowing ‘lantern’. A child from Dubawin would know better, but I can imagine a foreigner’s kid seeing that light, approaching, then being attacked. “Why didn’t you come to us,” I ask. “The latarniak that attacked your village needs to be killed, but you risk dying or making a mess of Dubawin by going alone.”

“I… have no answer, Mr. Alfons.”

Hm. He’s polite enough, and if his village told him to do it, I guess maybe his pride couldn’t allow him to ask for help.

“…very well, Zenon, was it?” I pull the arrow out of the bow and relax my arms, letting the drawstring back into place. “I understand the worthiness of your cause, and I shall help you.” With a reserved, dutiful smile, I walk closer.

“O-oh? No, sir, you don’t need to concern yourself with-“

“Nonsense,” I clap my hands on his shoulders. “You don’t know this forest, you don’t know this beast, and you don’t know how to properly dispose of the remains so nothing is wasted. This latarniak is a murderer, not something you can handle yourself. I won’t take no for an answer.”

He clenches his jaw for a second, before his face relaxes. “Very well, sir, I’ll follow your lead on this. If it’s dead, it makes no difference to me.”

So he says, but he clearly doesn’t like that I’m here. “Calm down, Mr. Zenon. When you return to your village and let everyone know the job is done, you don’t have to mention me at all.” I walk to the bush his rifle landed in, sort through the slightly-glowing branches to grab it, then I toss it. “You’ll need that.”

He catches it out of the air, and I see his shoulders instantly relax now that he’s armed once more.

“This way,” I say with a wave of my hand, “we’ve a bit to go until we reach latarniak territory.”

Hemlock Artillery: Chapter 2

I quickly slam my food back into the box, then set it to the side. Jumping up, I draw my pistol and sword, ready for anything. “Mutants? What kind? Flying, I get that, but what should I do?”

“This gun makes a lot of noise which draws in other mutants. Keep them off us while we shoot.”

Dobas, similarly, has set his lunchbox to the side and has gotten to his position. Standing at the back of the gun, he firmly grabs the rear and twists it left and right, somehow coordinating with Dunwin to aim at whatever flying beast is on the approach.

I run closer to get a better look, and I make sure to slot my earmuffs on so the blast of the gunshots don’t make me sick.

The flying beast is far in the distance still, low to the sea of clouds but rising, I can just barely make out the details. It’s long and thin, a sleak body like a snake, but it sports five massive wings along its frame, four on one side and one on the other. Its large head sports a massive jaw full of teeth. In order to fly, its body is twisted awkwardly, so two wings are on one side and three on the other, but they seem to be just gliders, catching the heavy gusts of wind.

Around it are dozens of small black dots, I can only see them due to how they contrast against the green clouds beneath. Are those more mutants? They seem to have large wings. The big mutant is snapping at them, and the cluster of black dots is swarming. I can only guess they’re fighting a small war in the sky, but it won’t matter once they’re all dead.

With the target lined up, Dobas suddenly jumps out from behind the artillery gun. At the same time, Dunwin pulls a cord from his spot, and the gun fires! The air quakes, the loose bits of rubble on the ground vibrate from the sheer force of it all. From the end of the barrel, a fireball the size of a small house erupts, and the air visually distorts around it, making a shockwave that rattles my bones.

The rear of the massive gun pulls back with enough force that it would have punched a hole straight through Dobas’s torso, if he hadn’t deftly moved out of the way. With the rear fully extended, the spent bullet rolls out of the chamber, and the huge gun slides back into place. Dobas returns to his position, ready to aim once more. I don’t know where they’re getting a new bullet from. Since neither hemlock takes the time to put one in, I assume the ancient technology somehow reloads automatically.

But how can Dobas stand there? With Dunwin pulling the cord, he’s in danger of a slight miscommunication resulting in the end of his life. They’re not even talking to each other, how are they coordinating? How do they both know when exactly the other wants to fire? I doubt I could stomach having Dobas’s job. The worry of my armor, sternum, ribcage, and spine all being blown out in a second would keep me from doing my job right.

The first shot, as I reason from the lack of dead mutants, was a miss. But that’s fine. For a gun this large, you only need to hit once.

But there’s more gunfire than what’s coming from this single balcony. They ring out across the sky, far in the distance. I hear them from the left and right of the cove, beyond the cove’s walls, above us and below. With a building this colossal, it makes sense that the original builders made more than one gun line.

I cheer from the sidelines as Dunwin and Dobas put in work for the defense of their tribe. My blood is boiling, I’m ready for anything. It’s only a matter of time until a crimson mist explodes out there, and as the monster gets closer, the target is only getting easier to hit.

Then my ears perk.

Even as Dunwin and Dobas are blasting out that massive gun, and the eruptions from other guns echo through the sky, I hear some sort of tapping. Chittering, a high pitched noise, and grunts. They almost sound human, but they’re in the walls.

“Hmh?” I turn to the hallway, sword gripped tightly.

Suddenly, from the right, an airvent close to the ceiling is kicked off its hinges. The metal vent bashes against the far side of the hall and tumbles down before finally resting. Then, three creatures scale down to the floor.

They’re no larger than children, and marginally human in appearance. Horribly misshapen, lopsided, with various fingers and toes either missing or added to the ends of their limbs. They’re wearing no clothes, and are either fully bald, or with patches of hair placed sporadically around their bodies.

Quite the repulsive sight, but the worst part is the disgusting growths all over their flesh. Tumors, sacks of pus, organs that grew too large to be contained by the skin, I have no idea what’s going on with these abnormally pale demons.

“Eww,” I say as the three line up to face me. They howl, hiss, beat their hands against the floor, it seems they’re trying to intimidate me. It doesn’t work, and I shake my head, “you sad abominations.” I ready my sword, “I’ll put you out of your misery.” Taking another look at their disgusting bodies, I frown, “and mine.”

I charge forward, intending to slice the first one in half. All three recoil in what appears to be shock, and none of them can react in time… but there’s something wrong with this. It doesn’t sit right with me. They were snarling and screeching just a moment ago. What changed?

Hmm.

Rather than use my sword, I bring my boot forward and kick the middle one in the face. He’s light, so he gets knocked far across the hallway. The mutant on the left jumps away, while the one to my right reels back his clawed hand.

Before he gets a chance to swing, I spin around and smash the back of my left fist against his face. The armored panel of my gauntlet connects, and he’s sent to the floor.

I glance to the first mutant I kicked, and he’s still struggling to get up. When I look for the one who was on the left, he’s now pressed against the wall, cowering in fear.

I swirl my sword, and he barks a few times. A ferocious look is somewhat visible on his face, but between the growths and folds of overgrown skin, it’s hard to tell what expression he’s making. But still, there’s an issue.

It’s his eyes.

Cloudy, unfocused, the left one is lazy and looking to the floor, but they’re undeniably human. I see the spark of intelligence behind those eyes.

“Hmm.”

The mutant glances to his right and sees the hemlocks on their gun. I’m to his front left, and the vent is behind me. Does he feel trapped?

Slowly, I take a step to my left. He watches me closely. I can see the gears in his brain turning.

I take another step to the left, and he edges along the wall to the right.

I put my pistol back in the holster, then raise my left hand, his eyes are drawn to my extended finger. I then swing that hand to my right, pointing at his bruised friends, and he glances to them before staring back at me. He edges closer to them.

I’m not an overly sentimental person. I’ve killed many times before, and the lives I’ve taken don’t bother me. If I’m forced to kill these three mutants, I’ll do it and sleep soundly tonight.

Yet, I’m curious.

What about these mutants is mutanous? Just their outward appearance, or their seemingly savage nature? If the poison of this world sapped their ability to think and reason, then fair enough, their deaths would be a kindness. But never being taught is fundamentally different than being unable to learn. If these mutants can be saved, then we peldaks have a moral and spiritual obligation to do so.

Now, my back is to the hemlocks, and the mutant is free to run away.

But he doesn’t.

Go on, mutant. Leave. Go back the way you came.

It slowly creeps its way into the center of the hallway… between me and the one I kicked in the face. Protecting his friends? It could be a coincidence, or for some other reason.

The two I beat finally manage to stand, and they brush their way in front of the other. Now that I get a good look at them, they’re all small, but the one I didn’t hit is even smaller. The two big ones seem protective over him, and their eyes too carry a fierceness within them.

I’m nearly ready to declare them parents and child, but I don’t know if such concepts would transfer well to their mutant society. Well, I don’t even know if mutants have anything that could resemble a society. It could also just be a coincidence, that they merely resemble something I’m familiar with.

There’s a flash far beyond the hemlock’s gun, and I turn to face it. I’m genuinely curious as to what it is, but also I want to give these mutants a chance to run, see if they’re smart enough to take it..

It’s an explosion in the sky, a large fireball. It cleanly severs the flying beast in half while also engulfing some of the smaller winged creatures it was fighting off. Interesting. The gun doesn’t just shoot bullets, but the bullets themselves explode when they hit their target. I’m sure the Protectorate would love to figure out how it works. The sound of the detonation fills the hallway a moment later, it’s even louder than when the gun fires, and a strong blast of wind rips through the gun’s archway. The smaller beasts are knocked to the side by the pressure of the shockwave, but quickly correct themselves in the air.

While I’m distracted looking at that, one of the two larger mutants lunges forward to take a swing at me.

That’s unfortunate.

I raise my sword hand and let the mutant’s feeble claws impotently clang against my armored gauntlet, then I bring my left hand forward to punch him in the head. I don’t want to kill him yet, and normally I’d avoid punching the face… but his body is covered in so many growths and plague bubbles, I don’t know if hitting him in the torso would cause something to rupture.

He lands with the other two, and they help him up. Their eyes stay locked on me, and they’re snarling. Why aren’t they leaving? I tap the flat of my sword against my armored shin as I try to figure it out. There’s nothing for them here. They must realize they can’t kill me, and I’m giving them a chance to escape. Why don’t they take it? Even an animal knows when to cut its losses.

Dunwin jumps off the controls of the gun, “Aleks, they are flying this way.”

Dobas, too, grabs his halberd.

I glance to the air, and a dozen flying beasts, black as night, swoop down. Their bodies are covered in thin fur, their arms are merged with their black leathery wings, and their legs have talons on the end. Their faces vaguely resemble a human’s, but they have no nose, and their teeth are so sharp and jagged.

The flying beasts shoot into the hallway with a blinding speed, their wings open to let the wind carry them. I can tell their bodies are making only the most minute of adjustments to head in the direction they need. Mutated as they are, they seem well adjusted to flight, and all the beasts in the pack seem almost like a uniform species. Perhaps they only exist above the death cloud, and have avoided further mutation?

One of the beasts heads towards the mutants, on a direct course for the larger one I’ve beaten so thoroughly.

The flyers’ legs have six joints to them, ending off with four sharp talons spread evenly around the ankle. All joints shoot out at once, working together to increase the speed towards the mutant’s head.

But my body is faster.

I lunge forward and swing my sword in an upwards arch. The hollow bone of the beast’s leg is severed cleanly, though very little blood seeps out of the wound. That being said, I bring my left hand forward, grip his neck, then swing around and smash the flyers skull down against the metal ground. Dead instantly.

Raising my sword, I put my back to the mutants, then breathe in deep. “I’m the one you’ll fight, monsters!”

Even though my back is turned to them, the three mutants don’t attack me.

Just as I figured, they’re coherent enough to understand that I saved them, and am working to keep them alive. They’re sentient. They can understand and learn. We peldaks are the future masters of this world, and the whole galaxy. These three mutants are under my protection, and they recognize it.

These flyers, on the other hand, are not truly human. Their eyes are cold and pure black, like small marbles. I don’t see any real conciousness in them. They’re basically animals that have been morphed to look somewhat human, they’re not humans that have been deformed over time.

The hemlocks use their long halberds to swing and stab at the flying beasts, all the while dodging out of the way of their talons. I, meanwhile, shield the family of mutants with my body and swing where I can.

Through the haze of combat, I’m focused on not dying, protecting the mutants, and also observing how the hemlocks fight. It’s weird. They’ve no armor from what I can tell, just rags. Perhaps their bones form light protection, but it’s irrelevant anyway. They’re dodging all the flyers’ strikes, from no matter where they come.

With so many joints working in tandem, the talons flash out quickly. I have great reflexes so I can usually react in time, but some strikes get through and clang against my armor. For these hemlocks though, it’s like they’re dodging before the strikes even start. They dodge, then half a second later the flyers begin their attack, which only finds empty air as the hemlock has long since gotten out of the way. More like the hemlocks are predicting the strikes, rather than reacting to them. It doesn’t matter if they’re looking at the flyer, it doesn’t even look like they’re glancing around. Those rags don’t seem to offer a great range of visibility, so why does it seem like they have eyes in the back of their head?

I guess it doesn’t matter right now. Maybe it would be more difficult than I thought to take them down, but they’re good allies.

As I protect the mutant family, the flyers swarm around us.

I swing my sword this way and that, keeping them at a distance, but their legs are longer than my blade. Clang, clang, their talons scrape against my armor, unable to penetrate through hardened peldak steel.

Occasionally they slip between the gaps and dig into the chainmail underneath. The chainmail is quality and prevents them from digging far into my flesh, only a few centimeters. Enough to draw blood, but unless they go for my neck, I’ll be fine.

The mutants are huddled together, protecting the little one. They snarl and growl over the wind and animalistic screeches of the flyers, occasionally swatting at the beasts. They’re largely ineffectual, but I appreciate the fighting spirit.

More than once, I throw myself in the direction of an oncoming attack, using my chest as a shield for the family.

I catch one’s leg, then use it as leverage to bisect the beast from bottom to top. Bright red blood oozes from the two neat pieces as they plot to the ground.

From the corner of my eye, I see Dunwin spin out of the way of a beast’s lunge. He swings his halberd wide and the blade digs into its flank. The wound is deep, it’ll die soon.

A beast shoots his talon forward, aiming for my head, and I dodge a hair’s breadth too late. It slices open my cheek, the sharp sense of pain spreads through my body. This kind of pain reminds me that I’m alive! This is battle! Conquest! One day, when our position here is more secure, I look forward to marching with the legions as we conquer the lands beneath the death cloud.

Also, I swing my arm and slice off the beasts foot. It doesn’t get to wound me and escape with its life. It screeches and flails around the hallway wildly.

The dumb beasts don’t form a coherent strategy to deal with me. Swipe after swipe clangs against my armor, but they can’t figure out that it’s pointless. As I and the hemlocks cut them down more and more, they don’t even think to retreat.

Perhaps there’s a sunk cost mentality on this world. As I skewer a flyer through the chest and throw his body to the side, I have to imagine retreat isn’t an option for them. They’ve taken too many losses, their group won’t be able to survive if they pull out now.

Or maybe I’m wrong and overthinking this. They could just be stupid animals.

Ultimately, I guess my thoughts are unecessary.

These creatures are no match for the hemlocks and I. The only people in danger are the mutants, but I’m not a poor enough soldier to let anything slip through.

Just as I dispatch the last flyer around me, I turn to the hemlocks and see them both swing their halberds horizontally, slicing a flyer into three sections.

It’s over. A nice workout, but this outcome was inevitable. The cut on my cheek hurts, and I have a few small wounds beneath my chainmail, but the damage isn’t that bad.

“Haaa,” I sigh before turning to the mutants. They’re looking around, glancing at the corpses of the flyers, then they turn to me. Slowly, I bring my left hand forward. My palm and wrist are turned up, a sign of peace.

The biggest mutant is hesitant, but I can see he senses no hostility in my gesture. Carefully, he brings his hand up, then gently places it on mine.

I smile, and even beneath his deformed face, I can see him smile too.

It’s said that even those who were born blind know how to smile. These mutants are human.

Then they stop smiling. They bare their teeth and hunch forward, hissing and growling. It’s not directed towards me though, is a flyer still alive?

Turning around, I see Dunwin and Dobas. Their halberds are at the ready. There’s this certain kind of killing intent oozing off of them, a bloodlust I’ve seen often, and occasionally let out myself.

“Aleks. Move.” Dunwin orders.

Dobas is characteristically silent, but stands by his friend’s words.

“Why? Got something in mind?”

“I am going to kill the mutants behind you.”

“…” I grip the handle of my unsheathed sword tight, “oh no, there’s no need. They’re fine.”

“They are mutants, Aleks.” His words are harsh and matter-of-fact, like that’s supposed to explain it.

“And I’m an alien. What’s your point?”

“You came from the stars, they came from the clouds. They need to die.”

“Oh, is that right?” I say with a raised eyebrow and a taunting expression, “I wouldn’t say that’s true. They’re no threat to us. Or, at least, no threat to me.”

Dunwin’s voice grows harsher, “their existence is a threat. They are beasts, and too clever for their own good. They attack our patrols, they direct monsters towards our holdings, they steal and sabatoge. If the hemlock have any hope of surviving, mutants need to be eradicated from our world. They cannot escape.”

Dobas nods, but keeps his head angled towards the mutants behind me. They’re a good distance away, but the pair are unexpectedly athletic. If I let my guard down, they could slip those halberds past me and kill the mutants.

“See, I can’t let you do that though. These mutants are human, they can be reasoned with.”

“They are mutants. Not hemlock, not from the Protectorate. If they could be reasoned with, it would have happened by now.”

“Then why aren’t they attacking? My back is turned, I’m wide open. Clearly, we’ve come to an understanding.”

“I already said they are too clever for their own good. They know to take advantage of an idiot not smart enough to see through their deception.”

“…” The wind howls through the hall, only the impotent growls and snarls of the mutants cut through it.

“Alright,” I say, “forget the mutants.” I grab the pistol from my thigh and point it at Dunwin’s heart. The hemlocks tighten and lower their stances, ready to dodge at a moment’s notice. “You wanna die for that ‘idiot’ comment?” I won’t let that slide.

“Someone might.”

I narrow my brow.

Dunwin leans forward ever so slightly.

I slowly press my finger against the trigger…

Suddenly Dobas drops his halberd and jumps in the middle, frantically shifting his gaze between us while waving his arms, signaling us to stop.

“Dobas?” I raise an eyebrow but don’t take my eyes off Dunwin.

“What is it,” Dunwin demands to know.

I wish the mutants would just flee already. Why are they still here?

Dobas makes all kinds of hand signals to Dunwin. I understand none of it.

“What’s he saying?” I ask.

“He is saying our mission is to man this gun and make friends with the peldaks. If we kill you…” he waits for Dobas to signal more, “then we will have failed our task… if letting the mutants go makes you happy, we should do it.”

“Smart man, though a bit full of yourself to think you could kill me.”

Dunwin lowers his halberd first, then I lower my pistol. The mutants slow their howling, but stay alert.

With a final nod, I turn my back on the hemlocks, then crouch down to meet the mutants eye to eye. Well, their eyes are a bit wonky.

“We’re giving you a chance to get out of here,” I say, calmly. “Take it, go. Run back to your vents. I’ll bring news back to the peldaks that our protection needs to extend to you as well, but for now, you need to leave.”

The smallest cocks his head, a distinctly human gesture that seems to translate well to their kind. They have no idea what I’m saying.

I point to the vent they crawled through, “goooooo, awaaaaaaay.” Talking slower should do the trick. “Beeeeegooooone.”

They have no idea what I’m trying to tell them. Maybe-

My ears perk at the sound of something metal being kicked across the floor. At the same time, the mutants’ eyes constrict in surprise and fear. So that’s how it is? The hemlocks got me to turn my back, now they’re attacking? Cowards.

With excellent reflexes honed from centuries of combat, I rise to my feet and turn around. Both of them are charging this way, their halberds out. I react faster than they can, sliding to the right and swinging my sword to parry Dunwin’s spear, while bringing my left forearm up so Dobas’s blade slides off my gauntlet and out of the way of the mutant.

My timing isn’t perfect.

I swing my sword too quickly and don’t even touch Dunwin’s blade. The spear of his halberd connects with my breastplate. His surprisingly strong arms force the spear through steel, puncturing the chainmail underneath, and digging into my flesh.

“Hgck!” Is the gutteral sound I make from the sudden pain in my right lung.

My left forearm, similarly, is misplaced. Rather than Dobas’s spear harmlessly sliding up the metal, it goes straight through. The tip of the blade even breaks through the other side of my gauntlet. Blood drips down from my arm, and the mutants jump back, screaming at the hemlocks for what they’ve done.

The hemlocks stand there. Stunned? I wonder what emotions are swirling around beneath their rags.

“…We did not mean to hurt you.”

I glare at them both, my brow tight. I cough, and a bit of blood comes out. My lung was definitely punctured. “Well then, you don’t get to complain about what happens next!”

I drop my sword and bring my right hand down to grip Dunwin’s halberd. At the same time, I twist my left forearm to pinch the blade so Dobas can’t move it. Then, I charge forward.

The hemlocks are taken so off guard that they try to backpedale but only manage to trip over themselves. I twist my body to swing the halberds around and further bring them off balance.

Simultaneously, I pull my left arm free of the spear while I push Dunwin’s halberd out of my chest and pull it to the side. I close the distance to the hemlocks and they can’t move fast enough. Coiling my right hand into a fist, I punch Dunwin in the chest with all my might, knocking the wind out of him and forcing him to drop his weapon.

Dobas tries to back away, but I’m too quick! Grabbing his collar, I yank him closer, then bash my forehead against his. It aches, and my head bleeds, but it hurts him more.

To finish them off, I wrap my arms around their shoulders in a tight hug. I can’t connect my hands, so I turn to the left and charge forward. Their backs hit the metal wall and I hold them in place.

Only slightly disoriented from the pain and headache, I yell “go! Get out of here, now!”

The mutants should be able to understand the urgency in my voice.

The hemlocks aren’t struggling yet, but I don’t know how long it’ll be until they recover. I glance back and… the mutants quickly shuffle over to the balcony.

“What are you..?”

They climb atop the giant gun, and the largest mutant uses his claws to rip something out of it. It’s a strange part with a curious shape, I have no idea what it does, but the mutant holds it up like it’s some kind of grand prize. Only once it’s secured do they turn to leave. Howls, hollers, victory screeches, I watch them head down the hallway until they find the vent they came in through. They climb up the walls one by one and, before they disappear, each turns to me with a great big smile. The smallest one also waves.

So that’s what they came here for? They wanted to steal something from the gun? Why we’re they so desperate, willing to die for it?

I purse my lips as my eyes go wide. I’m sweating, and my stomach hurts. How important was that piece? Did I just allow an enemy to sabatoge our defenses?

I gulp, then release the hemlocks, letting them slide down the wall until they hit the floor. Dunwin is gasping for breath, coughing slightly, and Dobas is completely out of it. A lot of blood is coming out of the gash on my forehead, so maybe I hit him harder than I intended.

Well… morally, my actions were justified! They were human, they could be communicated with, I was right! It was only after the hemlocks started the fight that I got distracted! Of course I wouldn’t have just let anyone stroll in and take a part from our machine. But the hemlocks stabbed me.

The two slowly manage to pick themselves up from the floor while I collect my sword and return to my box. I want to see if the gun still works but my left arm is bleeding quite a lot, as is my forehead, and my right lung is messed up. My breathing is bad, I feel blood sloshing around in there.

I’m tired.

“When do we,” I cough up more blood, “head back to the safe zone? I need a doctor.”

Dunwin stretches his back and takes a few deep breaths. “When someone comes to take our place on this gun.” He slowly gets up, walks to Dobas’s halberd, then tosses it to him. “Why risk your life for mutants?”

Hopefully they weren’t concious when the mutants stole that piece. “Th-they didn’t deserve to die, idiot. I would have done the same for you.” I look down at the blood dripping off me, then I tighten one of the straps on my gauntlet. It’s tight enough to stem the bleeding. “Well, maybe not right now.”

“We are not mutants.”

“All I know is you’re not peldaks. The specifics beyond that bore me, to be honest.”

Case in point, I doubt they could carry on a conversation with a punctured lung. There are real, tangible differences between us. I used those differences to beat them both up. But that’s just the way it goes for us peldaks, sometimes we have to knock some sense into people that don’t have any.

But even though I won, how am I the most wounded person out of everyone?

Whatever. I stay on this box and try not to agitate my injuries further. Dunwin and Dobas, after being concious when the mutants stole that part, went to the gun to inspect it. They went through the usual process, sliding back and forth, up and down, then shooting. When the gun reloads automatically, however, there’s a horrific grinding noise that puts me on edge, like nails on a chalkboard, hightened by my sensitive ears.

“You are lucky that the gun still fires.”

“Y-yeah… lucky me.” I say as I rub my ears after such a traumatic noise. I guess the piece was meant to keep that grinding from happening.

But with their inspection done, Dunwin heads out to the balcony, though there are no more flying beasts. Dobas returns to his spot, and continues eating his meal. Thanks to the container, it should still be hot. My mouth waters as I watch him eat, that watery stick just didn’t cut it.

The hour passes by without further incident, though I notice my conciousness slowly fade. It could be blood loss, or disease passing into my many open wounds. I keep sneezing, which hurts my lungs, and there are a few bouts of coughing to expel the accumulated blood.

By the time the next patrol arrives, I can barely stand. My head hurts, I have a headache, my left hand is completely numb, I’m hot, and I can’t stay steady on my feet.

Dunwin and Dobas grant the new hemlocks right to use the gun, and I wave to the new peldak.

“You look terrible,” he says confidently. “Are the mutants of this world really that dangerous?”

I shake my head, sneeze, then wipe my nose on my gauntlet. “no…” I gesture to the hemlocks, “it was them.”

He raises an eyebrow, but I shuffle off alongside the pair as we return up top. But I turn back, “oh, and, uh… sorry about the noise you’ll hear.” That really puzzles him, but he’ll figure it out soon.

“We have a long way to march until home.” Dunwin says.

“We do…” I struggle to get out as I sniff deeply.

“We will be going up stairs.”

“Yep “

“We would be more than willing to carry you the distance. As apology for stabbing you.”

“…” Calculating the distance we have to go, how many levels we have to scale… it’s a lot, but… no. No way can I accept that. “I’ll be fine.”

Then, Dobas raises my arm and wraps it over his shoulder. Rather than carry me, he’s just supporting my weight. His steps are perfectly in tune with mine, and he’s taking pressure off my chest. He looks to me.

“…Fine. This is okay.”

He nods, and we head back to the safe zone together.

I give command my observations about how the hemlocks fight, and they’re impressed that Dunwin and Dobas were able to give me the worst wounds. Beyond a new level of respect, nothing happens to them. Sometimes tempers flare and you stab each other on patrol, it happens, no need to get mad or punish them. But I spend the next four days in a field hospital being treated for half a dozen different disease, all of which would be fatal without medicine.

 

I guess I see why we don’t go beneath the death cloud.

Hemlock Artillery: Chapter 1

A world covered by an endless city. Broken, old, the smell of rust and poison fills my lungs with every breath. The lights flicker and spark with an incessant rhythm, the gears inside the walls sputter and screech, the vents rattle as stale air that’s been recycled a billion times is weakly forced through the pipes.

Hemlock is a dead world. Its been dead a long time. I’m a peldak and we count our lifespans by the centuries, but this world perished eons before even the oldest and most venerated of us took our first steps.

As I look through a grime-stained window on one of the spire’s higher levels, and gaze out over the vast expanse of thick, green, poisoned clouds which blanket the surface, it terrifies me to know that people have lived on Hemlock for as long as it’s been dead.

All over the planet are spires which breach the death cloud. Strings of buildings connected by ancient bridges, or mountains of rooms and hallways that are stacked atop each other high enough to poke beyond even the atmosphere. Hemlocks, the locals for whom this world is named, cluster inside the upper levels of one of these mountains, an ‘abis’ as they call it, and fight off whatever mutated and diseased creatures climb up from the depths. Generations of this have given them a warrior’s mentality and a martial spirit, which I find welcome.

The Peldak Protectorate came to this world in the pursuit of adventure and conquest, but once we realized the tragic situation of the locals, it became our moral duty to free them from this world. On this abis, made of a strange metal we can’t replicate, two legions have gathered. We’ll fight the mutated enemies of the hemlocks, evacuate any unable to fight to safer worlds, and send teams into the guts of the abis to reunite any pocket of hemlock civilization that may have carved out a life down there.

In persuit of that noble goal, two hemlocks are escorting me through the busted hallways of their territory. They’re tall and thin, with surprisingly dense muscle underneath. Most of their bodies are covered in rags, bandages, or crude hide armor. I don’t know what they look like underneath, but their exposed hands reveal bone spurs protruding from their skin. Like a natural set of brass knuckles, and their fingernails look more like sturdy claws. In their left hand they carry a pistol, the latest model the Protectorate can provide, and in their right hand is a long halberd, a design the hemlocks have perfected to keep poisoned monster’s blood from spilling on them. The handle of the halberd has a curved shield to protect their hands, similar to the handguard of my sword.

The two don’t speak as we walk through the hallways, and I don’t initiate conversation. There’s no telling what could be hiding in the walls, waiting for us to make a noise.

We pass by rooms and balconies and massive atriums, but God only knows what any room was designed for when the city was in peak condition. The millennia of abandonment, and the hemlock’s scavenging, ruined the possibility of deciphering the original purpose of anything. Occasionally I see hastily crafted fortifications, or sheet metal awkwardly hammered over spots where something burst through the walls.

“We are here.” One of the hemlocks says, his voice low and deep. He walks to a door and crouches down, gripping a handlebar on the bottom, then flexing his legs to deadlift the heavy metal door over his head.

A heavy gust of wind blows in from the next room, and the second hemlock crouches to enter the door way. The wind is thin and smells of poison, but my own world of Peldor is no stranger to these types of toxins and diseases. I’m slightly shorter than the hemlocks, so I don’t need to crouch in order to pass under the door. When I’m through, the first hemlock enters our side and gently sets the door down.

We enter a long, curved room that circles around a section of the abis. On the left are a dozen arches which lead out into the open air. Between each arch are glass windows. Or at least I think they’re glass, I haven’t seen any that are broken during my stay here. Most arches have been closed off by the hemlocks, with large piles of useless rubble left on the balconies beyond, and thin strips of sheet metal hammered over the doorway.

But six arches down, there is no such obstruction. Instead, there’s a giant machine, with two hemlocks and another peldak hanging around it.

The peldak’s pointed ears twitch, and he turns to us with a wave of his hand. I wave back, but the hemlocks continue their solemn march.

The peldak seems to be in rough shape. I see a few cuts on his face, along with some scuff marks and blood splatters on his armor. Similar blood stains line the walls and floor, but I see no corpses. The hemlocks, on the other hand, seem to be no worse for wear. Though that might be because their rags wouldn’t easily show battle damage.

The two hemlocks around the machine come to meet us in the middle of the hallway.

They all speak in a similar voice, it’s hard to tell them apart.

“Any sightings?” One of my hemlocks says.

“Not in the air. We were attacked by a roamer. The alien killed it.” The other hemlock says.

I glance to the other peldak, he has bags under his eyes and he’s sniffling. His cheeks and ears are looking red too, I think he’s sick.

The two hemlocks of my group get down on one knee, and lower their heads, only one speaks. “We request the right to operate this machine in defense of the tribe.”

The other two hemlocks crouch down and put a hand on the other’s shoulder. “Your request is granted. You have the right of operation. Do not leave your post until another comes to relieve you, or you die in the line of duty.”

My hemlocks rise to their feet, the four shake hands, and then they part without another word. My hemlocks go to the machine, and I glance to the other peldak.

“These people are crazy,” he says, “watch yourself out here.” With a smile and a pat on the back, he hurries past me to join his hemlocks on the journey back to the upper levels.

My hemlocks walk to the large machine and begin inspecting it. They turn dials, flip switches, pull levers, I don’t know what any of it means. Their inspection, and the constant gusts of wind, make a lot of noise, so I feel it’s safe to talk.

“What is that thing?” It’s two stories tall, a hulking beast of metal, I’ve never seen anything like it.

“A gun,” one replies matter-of-factly.

“A gun? I’ve never seen one this big.”

“It is used to shoot flying monsters out of the air to prevent them from reaching the upper levels.”

I cross my arms, “did you hemlocks build it?”

“No.”

I glance to the other arches, the piles of rubble which sit on balconies outside. They looks similar. I can see the circular base, some gears, and a long, albeit bent and broken, barrel on each. “Did you guys repair it, or did it just so happen to remain operational?”

“I don’t know.”

I don’t think they’re being rude. Nothing I’ve seen of these hemlocks lead me to believe they’re the talkative type. But I still want to try.

I sit on a large metal box and lean on the opposite wall, “do you two have names? I’m Aleks.”

“I am Dunwin, this is Dobas.”

“Nice to meet you. I see you’re wearing the same outfits, are those uniforms?”

“They are not the same,” Dunwin says, his eyes not drawing from his inspection. “My gear was crafted from the hide of a sonsonaquin I personally killed during my rite of passage, while his was made from the hide of a duradetantle.”

“Ah, right. How foolish of me. So what am I doing here? What’s my job?”

Dunwin answers again, “we will watch the skies, you keep watch over our backs. If a mutant approaches then kill it.”

I glance to the left of the empty hallway, then I glance to the right. “No mutants that I can see.”

“They usually hide in the walls, or will crawl up from the outside,” Dunwin says.

I turn to Dobas, “you don’t talk much, do you?”

Dunwin answers, “his throat was injured many years ago and he’s lost the ability to speak. Do not interpret his silence as an insult.”

“Ah, sorry to hear that.”

“It is common when fighting ralapikters without the proper neck brace.”

The two silently continue their inspection of the gun until it’s finally finished. Then, Dunwin sits on a chair connected to the right side of the barrel. He’s got a telescope that I assume will show him where the bullet will go, a lever which will raise the angle of the gun, and a valve which lowers it.

Dobas, with his feet planted firmly on the metal floor, grips the back of the massive gun and slowly pushes it side to side. The metal gears creak as it turns, I can’t imagine it was originally intended to be spun manually like this.

Then Dobas jumps out from behind the gun, and Dunwin yanks a cord from his station. The tip of the gun explodes in a titanic fireball, while the back of the gun extends and launches the spent shell casing out. The blast rockets through the hallway and smashes against my long, sensitive ears, causing me to recoil and bring my hands up to cover myself.

My eyes clamp shut, and my teeth clench as my ears take a moment to stop ringing.

Thankfully, they don’t fire that thing again.

“Agh, I wish… you’d have warned me of that.”

Dobas looks to me, but I have no idea what he’s thinking beyond those rags.

“I apologize. It was a necessary to see if the sights are aligned. I will warn you if we see a beast.”

But with their inspection done, there isn’t much else to do. We sit here and wait for any threats to show themselves. The constant, violent breeze blowing in from the arches actually gets refreshing after a while. It still smells like rust and poison, but I get use to it.

I get restless before long, peldaks aren’t suited for guard duty. It’s only a few minutes before I hop off the crate and begin pacing back and forth in the hallway. Then I draw my sword and give a few swings through the air. I practice quick-drawing my pistol, I sweep some loose bits of rubble that line the floor, this is agonizing.

Meanwhile, the two hemlocks stay put. Dunwin is out on the balcony with binoculars to his eyes, scanning the horizon. Dobas is sitting on the side of the large gun, motionless. Actually, since I can’t see his eyes, he might be sleeping.

Seeing nothing else to do in this boring, supposedly dangerous guard assignment, I walk closer. Each step chosen carefully, an even distribution of weight, nothing on the floor gets disturbed. My boots gently tap against the metal floor, but there’s no stopping that. I make it over to him without a sound.

Then I slowly raise my hand in front of his face-

His head snaps towards me, “ah!” and I jump back in surprise, almost tripping over a few discarded pieces of metal. “Were you… awake this whole time?”

He nods, slowly.

“So you’ve just been sitting there, not moving?”

He nods again, more forcefully this time.

“Isn’t that boring?”

He shakes his head.

“Huh.” I look down both ends of the hallway, then scratch the back of my neck. “Well, I have a sword, you have a spear, and we’re both warriors. Wanna spar?”

He shakes his head.

My ears droop, “ah.” I raise my fist, “how about rock paper scissors?”

He shakes his head.

I pat my bicep, which is noticably thicker than his, “arm wrestling?”

He shakes his head.

“Do you… want to do anything?”

He brings his hand up and taps his knuckles against the gun.

“You want to just sit there… and wait for something to shoot.”

He nods vigorously.

What a boring species.

They don’t even have cards. What kind of patrol through enemy territory is it if you don’t bring cards?

I wish they sent another peldak along with me, this is hell. But no, I get it. The hemlocks don’t fully trust us yet, so they don’t want us outnumbering them when we go out on patrols. I get the logic, even if it doesn’t make sense since I could easily kill them both anyway.

Glancing past the gun, Dunwin is out there on the balcony, looking out. At least he can actually talk.

I head outside, the fur and cloth bits of my armor flap violently in the wind. I lose my balance slightly as I don’t expect such strong gusts, especially since Dunwin stands there so solidly, but I get used to it before long.

I stand at his side and grab the old, cracked, decorative stone railing. I feel small flakes crumble off beneath my grip, this railing is older than anyone in the Protectorate. Incredible.

But beyond the railing, the view is far greater than what I could have expected. We’re so high up the abis, and the slope is so steep, varying from 70-90 degrees in places. The balcony we’re on was built in the center of a cove, a large cove that extends far above us, and all the way down. The left and right walls of this metallic cove offer me the best view of the abis’s outside appearance. I see all kinds of hallways, balconies, domes, spires, everything’s rusted over and dirty, what a sight this place would have been when properly maintained. The dazzling architecture goes on until the impenetrable cloud of poisoned air, several miles beneath us. The clouds swirl and twist, occasionally brushing up the side of the metal mountain like waves against a cliff.

There’s the occasional crack of blue lightning which shoots across the cloudy sea. Usually it stretches from the abis to one of the many clusters of spires which also jut out from under the toxic cloud, but just as often, the bolt seems contained to a certain area. There must be millions of buildings down there, within the clouds, so it isn’t a mystery what those bolts are hitting. From what I’ve been told, there’s hundreds of floors worth of undercity beneath the surface, so there could be entire civilizations down there, too far beneath the poison cloud’s reach.

When I look back towards the peak of the abis, it goes up so far, all the way to space. Our starships, which utilize some cosmic space magic I’m not qualified to speak on, can’t easily descend towards planets, but that’s not an issue since we can dock on the taller spires. They even have ‘elevators’ to bring our cargo down, which is a technology we’ve quickly adopted elsewhere.

I turn back to the horizon, “see anything?”

“No.”

“What’re you looking for?”

“Flying beasts.”

“Describe them.”

“They fly.”

“Well I know that, obviously. I’m asking you to describe what they look like.”

“They have wings.”

This is agony.

I grip the bridge of my nose and sigh, “do they have fur? Feathers? Talons? Teeth? What are we looking for?”

Dunwin turns his head to me, then points down at the poison cloud. “Mutants live down there. Mutants get mutated. There is no standard for what comes up. Some have furry bodies, some have feathers, legends tell of one mutant which is made of fire and cannot be killed. The only similar trait between them is that they can fly. If we see anything that can fly, we shoot it down.”

“I guess that makes sense. Shoot down anything that can fly.”

Seemingly satisfied with my understanding, he turns and brings his binoculars up once more.

“You people don’t talk much.”

“There is no need to. We are defending the tribe.”

I rest my arm on the railing and lean on it, “but even back up top, it’s so often quiet. You guys don’t speak even when in a safe area.”

“It only became a truly ‘safe’ area after two legions worth of soldiers came to our home.” He glances to me and grabs the fur on my collar. “This feeling of ‘peace’ your kind brought with you is unnatural.”

As I’m looking down at his hand, wondering why hes gripping my collar, I sneeze. A hard sneeze, the force of which sends my elbow straight through the old, decrepit railing. It crumbles to thousands of pieces, some large chunks and some tiny shards, while dust gets picked up by the wind and thrown back in my face. I have more than enough time to balance myself so I don’t go off the edge, but Dunwin throws his arm back and yanks me from the ledge anyway.

“Even if your kind are here,” he says, “there is still danger all around us. It would not do to be so talkative.”

I glance between him and the broken bit of railing. “That wasn’t from me talking.”

He turns to watch the horizon once more, but doesn’t speak.

“It wasn’t! And I wouldn’t have fallen either, I could have caught myself!”

He doesn’t respond.

Now that I’ve thoroughly embarrassed myself, I walk back into the hallway and sit on the large box. Dobas glances towards me, and I offer him a wave. He raises his hand in return, but goes back to sitting still right after.

Back to the agonizing wait.

I was told this was a dangerous world, and I’m starting to get irritated. I was promised adventure and challenge, a true test of my skills, but ever since landing, I’ve been met with nothing but lectures, conferences, and now boredom. I was told I’d need to build my immunity to this world before I head below the death cloud, so maybe that’ll be more exciting.

I bounce my leg against the ground, tap my hand on the metal box, and even try whistling. My throat’s feeling a bit dry, so I take the canteen from my waist and unscrew the top.

Bringing it up, almost to my lips, Dobas walks over and yanks the canteen out of my hand.

“Oh?” I say with a smile, “if you wanted some, you could have-“

He turns it over and spills all the water to the floor next to me. Once he flicks the last few drops from the canteen, he screws the lid back on and shoves it against my chest.

“…” I glance to him, then look at the puddle, then back to him.

He tries to turn around and go back to his spot, but I’m not letting that slide.

I jump up and close the distance between us. With a firm hand on his shoulder, I spin him around, then grip the rags by his collar bone to pull him close. He’s taller than me by a few inches, but my muscles are far bulkier, and I force him to bend slightly.

“You can’t speak, fine. You know more than me when it comes to this world, I respect that. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume there was some reason you wasted my water. So, before I punch your teeth out, let’s go ask Dunwin to interpret for you. Alright?”

Dobas responds by bringing his hands up to grab my wrists. He’s surprisingly strong for someone so thin, and his fingernail-claws are sturdy and sharp. I have armor on my forearms and wrists, but he uses his claws to pinch into the back of my hands, hard enough to make me lose my grip. “Hngh,” I recoil at the sudden bit of pain, then he takes me off guard by yanking my hands away from his collar.

I’m ready for a fight and look up, but he’s already walking towards Dunwin.

Fine. I was the one who said we’d get the other hemlock to translate.

This will work out for me, no matter what happens. Either Dunwin takes my side, and we beat Dobas together for being rude, or Dunwin takes Dobas’s side, and I beat them both for being rude. Either way, I get a fight out of this and can pass the time through the art of combat!

As I march to Dunwin on the balcony, my blood is pumping. Dobas is thin, yet strong, and those claws are a clear danger. I wonder what kind of surprises he’s keeping under those rags. Knives? Spikes? Armor? There are so many things I need to be wary of when we duel! I won’t use my pistol, that’d be too quick and too boring, but I’d also need to keep him from using his own gun. That halberd he’s carrying has a long reach, but his claws would be deadly in close range, I’d have to maintain the perfect distance if I’d have any hope of succeeding.

I’ve never seen a hemlock fight before, but he’s never seen me. I’m confident I can pull through as the undisputed victor.

I’ll make that rude, mute prick regret… whatever he did that made me mad.

He pats Dunwin on the back, prompting the senior to look his way. Then, Dobas starts flailing his arms in a form of sign language, with Dunwin nodding his head.

Dobas is probably badmouthing me. Or prepping Dunwin to take his side. Looks like I really will have to fight them both! That’s a tall order, but I’m fine with it. The railing around the balcony is damaged, I have to remember that. I don’t want to accidentally kick anyone over the edge, that would be murder.

I’ll grab Dunwin and throw him back onto the balcony in revenge for how he did it to me, then I’ll swing my leg around and kick Dobas in the stomach, knocking him back towards the gun as well. From there, it’ll be a hard fought 2v1, but-

“Dobas told me what happened. Your water smelled bad, he says. Did you get it from a faucet in the safe zone up top, he asks.”

“Uuh, yeah.”

“He wants to know if you boiled it.”

“…I didn’t.”

The two nod, and Dunwin continues, “our water purifier has been broken for a while. An expedition is being planned to find the parts necessary to repair it. If you drank that water, you would have ingested a parasite that would have eaten through your stomach, and you’d be puking up blood by the end of the day.”

“…ah.”

Dobas uses hand signals again.

“He apologizes for not having me explain it immediately. It didn’t occur to him that the Protectorate wouldn’t have told you not to drink unboiled water, so he figured that pouring it out would have been a reminder.”

Did the Protectorate tell me to do that? I had to sit through a lot of lectures before I came here, that might have been something they brought up.

“Eeh, no worries. Thanks for… keeping me from ingesting a stomach-eating parasite.”

He nods respectfully, then returns to his seat.

Without another word, Dunwin gazes out at the horizon once more.

So I’m left standing here, still with nothing to do, and with a debt owed to Dobas for saving my life. I return to my box and bite the inside of my cheek. When thinking on it now, why did I even want to fight them? That’s sure embarrassing, glad these hemlocks can’t read minds.

I wait longer on the box, trying to quell the restlessness that’s spread to every corner of my body and soul, and eventually I start to get hungry. I have food I got from the safe zone, but can I eat it? Is it safe? I don’t want Dobas saving me again, and I also don’t want to die. We’ll only stand guard at this gun for so many hours, I should just wait, I think. I can last until we get back to the safe zone.

My stomach rumbles and Dobas turns his head to me. Even if I can’t see them, I know his eyes are on me. He doesn’t turn away either, he’s staring straight through me. My ears flap in embarrassment and I turn my head.

But he’s still looking at me.

I glance to him for just a moment before turning away again, and he responds by cocking his head to the side.

If he won’t stop, fine. I turn to meet his gaze, straightening my back and keeping my chin up. “Anything you want to say?” I keep a forceful tone, “Dunwin’s right out there, we can go translate if you want.”

Dobas watches me a moment longer, then faces forward once more. My stomach grumbles again, but his head snaps my way for only a second before returning.

What is that supposed to mean? Does a rumbling stomach have some sort of meaning to them? Maybe that I’ve been possessed by a demon, or I’m slowly turning into a mutant? It might be possible that hemlock stomachs don’t grumble when they’re hungry, so the sound coming from my gut is just confusing and strange to him. Or maybe he finds it odd that he can hear my stomach over the wind. Well, if he doesn’t talk then I don’t know what he wants.

I go back to waiting, occasionally gripping my stomach to quell the noise.

A few minutes pass and my stomach doesn’t stop. Dobas keeps looking my way, and I keep turning my head to the side, my lips pursed. I want to eat the food I brought, but is it poisoned? Is there a parasite? Maybe it’s best to ask Dobas if it’s safe.

I sigh, hardening my resolve, but I turn to find he’s right there, towering over me. He raises a hand, his thick claws wrapped around the taut cloth handle of a small metal container. I pull back a little, but he gestures for me to take it.

Raising an eyebrow, I put my hand out and he rests the cold box on my palm. When I unlatch the sides and pop the top open, I notice it’s food. Four sticks placed side by side, all wrapped in some thin, transparent film that crinkles when I touch it. The stick inside is a milky white color, and looks flakey.

I look up at him, and Dobas nods. I feel like he’s smiling beneath those rags.

“Uh, I…” I shake my head, then pull my own lunchbox from around my belt. “I have my own food, I just… don’t know if it’s safe to eat, like the water earlier.” My ears wiggle, and I blush. “Err, could you check for parasites, or poisons?”

I hand the lunchbox off, and he eagerly takes it with both hands. Dobas walks back to his spot, then opens the box to reveal a mixture of foreign dishes. Our legions have regular supply shipments bringing all sorts of foods that can’t be found on Hemlock. I got the lunchbox from our legion’s cafeteria, and it should be sealed, but… doubt has infested my mind.

Then he starts eating it, using his claws to piece up each individual item.

I figured he’d just check for poison, but apparently not. I guess we’ve exchanged meals? I hope that doesn’t mean something in their culture, like now we’re blood brothers, or I have to go on patrols with him forever. He’s undone a bit of rag near his chin, but I can’t get a good look at his face.

Oh well. If these hemlocks wanted us to see what they look like, they’d show us.

I rip the film off one of the sticks, then bite down harder than I need to. It’s crunchy, but gives way easily beneath my jaw. The more I chew, the more watery it becomes until it’s just slosh in my mouth. It has no flavor, I don’t like it. It’s better than eating poison though, so I keep eating the watery stick, forcing it down my throat. But every time I swallow, a disgusted tremble pulses through my body.

I think it’s nutritious. If this was what Dobas brought for his meal, it must have enough calories and vitamins to let you grow muscle. I guess I shouldn’t complain, even if Dobas got the better end of this trade…

Nevertheless, I force two down before Dunwin runs into the hallway.

“Mutants,” he says firmly as he jumps to his seat on the side of the gun.

 

Figures they’d show up the one time I’m busy…

Cirathan Piracy: Chapter 3

I hold the door open as Aleks proudly strides outside.  “Eugh,” he raises his hand to block the light, “how can you people stand this?”

Quickly looking to the other ship, I see Sind and his crew look over Aleks with fear and awe. Just as I suspected, bringing him out with no shirt was a great choice! Honestly, it looks like if you stabbed him, the blade couldn’t even pierce his muscles.

Aleks fumbles a bit from waves I don’t even notice, but walks over to the side of the ship and grabs hold of the bannister. I walk over as well, and I see his pale grey eyes struggling to stay open against the harshness of the twin suns. “Now,” he says, his voice free from any hint of weakness, “which one of you is the pir-“

I slap his broad arm, “let me do the talking, Aleks.” The man grumbles, but stays silent for now. At Aleks’s side, the top of my head reaches his shoulder, even though he’s hunched over slightly. I bend my knees a little to bring my head lower, which effectively makes Aleks look even larger by comparison. “Now, Captain Sind, is there anything you’d like my employee to say?”

“Y-yes…” standing on the opposite side of a small gap, Sind has to look up at Aleks. “Earlier, you threw a barrel of wine overboard for us.” He gulps. It’s subtle, but I notice him steadying his nerves. “It was poisoned, and you could have killed us. I-I… demand an apology from you!” His eyes dart between Aleks and I.

“…” Aleks says nothing.

“…” I look up at him, his eyes are closed tight, I think still a result of the suns, but the muscles around his face are twitching. “Aleks?” I wave my hand in front of his face, did he pass out while standing up?

“…am I allowed to respond, captain?”

My cheeks turn slightly red, I can’t hide my embarrassment. “Y-yes, Aleks. He was talking directly to you so it’s your turn to speak.” These peldaks, I swear.

Aleks nods, then leans on the bannister. His voice drops a dozen octaves, and he opens his eyes just enough to see Sind. “Sorry I failed to kill you, how about you lean over here and I’ll crack your skull on the railing,” he taps his knuckles against it, “that’ll fix the problem.”

Sind freezes in horror as Aleks’s words crawl up his spine, while my heart flutters with joy! Very undiplomatic, but he managed to say it without showing a hint of seasickness! Fantastic job, Aleks! That’s what I paid you for!

“Well, Captain Sind, there you have it. I’m not sure why you were so insistent on having me bring the peldak out, you should have known it would end this way.”

“Per…haps it was a mistake on my part.” Sind looks away and scratches the back of his head. “My apologies, Captain Reed. Then, we’ll take those 15 crates as apology and be on our way.”

Oooh? He actually thinks he can get out of here with the original offer? Fat chance, buddy. My kindness has expired, you’ll be lucky to get out of here with five. “Hmm… 15? That’s a little steep, I think. I brought Aleks out here as you requested, it’s not my fault you-“

Aleks bares his teeth in disgust, “you’re giving him crates?! No, absolutely not.” He turns to Sind, and I can tell his eyes have finally adjusted. I raise objection to him speaking, but he ignores me. “Hey blondie, how about you and your pirate buddies swim on out of here? I don’t even know why we’re wasting time talking with you.”

I look to Aleks and tug his arm. Sind and his men recoil, frowning and insulted. “Hey, Aleks,” he looks down at me, “you can’t just call them pirates. That’s taboo.”

He raises an eyebrow, “but that’s what they are. We talked about it when they were approaching.”

“Yeah, but you can’t say it.”

Aleks rolls his eyes and pushes me away. “Actually, pirate, how about this? You give us all your cargo, or I climb over there and take it.” Aleks gives a wide smile, and his muscles flex, certain veins bulging under the skin. With a face like that, even I’m having a hard time telling he’s sea \sick. It’s like he himself forgot about it, he looks like a man with complete confidence in himself, he’d try it without hesitation, but I’m not sure he could actually win a fight.

Sind gulps, “r-really? You think we’re pirates? What proof do you have, haha! What law have we broken?” He gestures to his crew, and they all start laughing with him. I recognize these laughs as hollow and forced, but Aleks doesn’t.

“What’s my proof? The fact that I have a brain.”

Sind smirks, “that would never hold up in court.”

“…” Aleks stands there for a moment, considering Sind’s words. He’s lost in thought, like he’s trying to decipher an impossible riddle. I’m not sure what he’s confused about, but then he finally speaks. “How will you go to a court when you and your ship are at the bottom of the sea?”

Fear spreads through Sind and his crew. A recoil here, their eyes widen, teeth clench, hands ball up into fists. They must have never dealt with peldaks before, as they all seem to finally realize that this alien is devoid of common sense. You can’t hide behind laws when the other person cares nothing for them. Customs and traditions are meaningless for someone with no frame of reference. ‘Do as I say, or I’ll kill you, simple as that’.

Even Aleks picks up on their fear, and he smiles mischievously, “eyy, don’t worry pals, I won’t do that. Probably.” He gestures to the iron hooks placed around the side of my ship, holding us together. “How about you just take these things off and leave us on our way?” His smile fades in an instant and his voice transforms to a low, feral growl, “now.”

He walks to the side in order to grab one… and then a large wave hits us. Suddenly walking, having his hand off the bannister, the burst of confidence, and the sudden jostling of the ship all combine to knock Aleks off balance and send him to the floor with a thud. A bit of saltwater splashes on to the deck, and I feel a few cool droplets hit me.

I rush to Aleks’s side and help him up, “are you okay?” No, nooo! Don’t go back to seasick now, when we’re so close!

“J-jus… just fine, c-captain..!” His voice is strained, his pointed ears are flapping, when I grab his arm and waist, he’s trembling.

More waves hit our ship, and his stomach convulses as if he’s about to puke, though I know for a fact he has nothing left in his gut. When Aleks was talking, was the sea calm? I wasn’t paying attention and everything seemed normal anyway, but maybe he only appeared fine because the ship was steady.

I bring him up and he clings to the bannister. My crew are looking over, the worry clear on their faces, while Sind and his crew can barely contain themselves.

“Sorry, peldak, what was that?” Sind leans forward, “you were going to kill us, is that right? Haha! Tricking us all was a good effort, but you get seasick? Really? Ha!” Aleks’s cheeks turn red, and his ears twitch in embarrassment. “You should have given us the crates and sealed the deal before the sea turned against you, you blew your chance.” Sind smiles, and tips his hat as his crew begins to chuckle, “but fine, fine. We are pirates. Now that the pleasantries are dropped, and we had to go through that whole rigamarole, why don’t you give us all your cargo?”

“A-all our cargo?”

“Yup. Including all the irreplaceable crates you picked up in port. We’ve been following you ever since you left, and we’re not leaving empty handed.” His crew howls with laughter, and Sind yells to them, “and you guys wanted us to take the 15 crates and run! Ha! I knew there was something Reed was hiding about the peldak, turns out he’s useless!”

I glance back to my crew, nobody wants to die out here, and Sind’s certainly in a position where they could kill us all. I’m the only one who’ll go bankrupt from losing the cargo, my crew are just employees. Why wouldn’t they stand to the sidelines? “N-now come on,” I say, “you can’t really justify taking all our cargo. Especially the irreplaceable ones! You’d bankrupt me.”

Sind shrugs, “you were content with letting your peldak friend threaten our lives. Can’t say I really care.”

I bite my bottom lip, “b-but if you take it all, then you’ll make a lot of merchants mad, you see? They’ll start funding anti-piracy measures, and it’ll be a net loss for everyone. Just take all the non-irreplaceable cargo and I’ll deal with the consequences. You get a nice pay day, military patrols won’t start combing the sea, everyone wins.”

“Hmm,” Sind coyly taps his chin, pretending to consider it, “but see, when I resell all that cargo, I’ll make enough for us all to retire. If I’m no longer a pirate, what do I care if patrols increase? You made a bad business decision by carrying so much valuable treasure. Sorry guy, that’s just the way it goes sometimes.”

He has me. There’s nothing I can do. Aleks can’t fight, they outnumber us, they know about our special cargo, and my crew knows it’s a hopeless battle so they have no reason to even try and help fight these pirates off. It’s over.

I should have just given them the 15 crates and not pushed my luck.

“F-fin-“

Aleks slams his fist down on the bannister, “d-dumb blonde prick…” he clenches his teeth and pushes himself to his feet. Sind just looks amused at this point, Aleks is swaying so much and seems to almost vomit with every wave. “Y-you haven’t… gotten our cargo yet!” He clenches his fist so tightly that his knuckles turn white. One admirable thing about these peldaks is their lack of rationality, when it works in your favor. Sure! Go ahead! Fight an impossible battle on my behalf, maybe it’ll work out.

“I basically have,” Sind says. “Bringing it from your cargo hold to mine is really just a formality.”

“Tch,” Aleks clicks his tongue, “but if…” he needs a second to take a deep breath, “your fingers get broken on the way…” he wipes the sweat from his brow, “how you gonna grab the crates?”

“…you know, that isn’t as intimidating when you can’t even get the sentence out, but no matter.” Sind grabs the two swords on his hips and pulls them out, “if you’re the only obstacle, so be it!” He puts his boot on the side of his ship, then leaps over to mine, landing perfectly with a thud. “Peldak though you may be, I’m actually confident in my ability to stand.” Right on queue, a wave hits and Aleks stumbles. It’s disheartening, but he recovers to a standing position quickly.

Sind’s crew excitedly rushes over to the side of their ship, calling out taunts to Aleks, cheering on their captain, whistling, and just being a menace. There’s a dozen of them focused on what’s happening on the deck of my ship, but since there’re so many tethers and hooks keeping us connected, they don’t have much to worry about anyway.

I back out of the way, and Aleks raises his fists to fight. “I hope you know…” his breathing his heavy and labored, he’s swaying even without the waves. “Surrender is your only way off this boat alive.”

“I’m sure,” Sind smiles, a joyous tone in his voice and the corner of his eyes tick up. I can tell he won’t just run Aleks through with his sword, he really wants to embarrass Aleks and make a fool of this peldak.

Aleks lunges forward, his fist back and ready to punch… and then he lands flat on his face. Sind, his crew, even my crew laughs at how pathetic that is. Sind hunches over and grabs his knees from laughing so hard, even though he could have taken the opportunity to stab Aleks in the back.

Aleks’s ears flutter wildly, “sh-shut up!” He screams to no avail. It is pretty funny, seeing a peldak being made a fool of like this. While my homeland has objectively benefited from the peldaks influence, it’s still funny seeing one brought so low. Were Aleks not carrying my future on his back, I’d probably be cheering Sind on.

But as it is, I can only sit on the staircase and watch as my ‘future’ fumbles and flails about. A punch here that Sind backs away from. A kick which only puts Aleks off balance and makes him fall on his butt. Every so often he hunches over, or braces himself against a wall and tries not to puke. Laughter and cheers fill the air and Sind goes in just for quick slashes, perfectly aimed to only draw a bit of blood.

It’s our eyes. Large and golden, they can see far into the distance or absorb a large amount of detail quickly. Especially with Aleks’s shirt off, every muscle is analyzed and we all know exactly how he’ll move. His intentions are so clear, he thinks about throwing a punch, then it seems like an eternity passes before he actually throws it. Usually it’s irrelevant since peldaks move faster than you can react, but seasickness has slowed Aleks to the point that Sind is running circles around him.

Still, Sind stands in front of a wall, then Aleks punches. The pirate slides out of the way, and the peldak’s fist connects to the wood, easily splitting the wall in a sharpcrack, crushing it inward as a deep series of spider-web-like fissures are sent along the main board. When Aleks pulls his hand from the fist-sized indent, it’s revealed his knuckles are perfectly uninjured. Shock runs through us cirathans. Even if Aleks is weaker than normal, one good hit would probably kill Sind.

As such, he and his crew quiet down slightly. They focus on Aleks’s every move, and treat this as the serious death-match that it is. Sind is still determined to embarrass the peldak, but he understands the risks involved.

They continue their little fight, and it’s just sad. Aleks keeps getting cut up and stabbed. I suppose it’s impressive that he keeps going despite it all, but he can’t win. I look over to Sinds crew and they’re all so focused, leaning over their railing as they watch the fight, shouting out words of encouragement to their boss. Their eyes are locked on the pair, it’s like nothing else in the world exists.

…could I use that?

Cirathans have a tendency to be overwhelmed by small details. When trying to focus on something with so many moving parts, like a fight, our eyes will curse us by analyzing every last bit of information, often at the expense of the outside world. Sounds wash away, as do feelings or other sensations, all so our limited brains can better examine what our eyes are telling us. The only way to disturb a cirathan from this trance would be to walk in front of them and break line of sight.

I slowly back my way up the stairs, just in case any of them haven’t reached that level of enthrallment. They cheer and clap when Sind gets a cut in, and laugh whenever Alek falls over. They end up laughing a lot.

At the back of the ship, the raised section with the wheel and the lever which controls the breaks, none of their crew is back here. I can jump over to their ship without worry. Haji, the helmsman, looks over to me. I put a finger over my lips, give a thumbs up, then hop over to the other ship.

Their ship’s layout is the same as ours. A small raised section in the front, a deck with a mast in the center, a door to a cabin that leads below deck, and a raised section near the back, with a staircase on either side of the cabin. There’s a dozen pirates on this ship, and they’re all on the deck, standing on the left side and cheering on the fight.

They’re all so focused on the brawl, hopefully Aleks can last a bit longer. I gulp, then sneak to the right side of the ship and walk down that stairwell.

On my ship, digging into the wood, are half a dozen metal hooks connected to ropes. Those ropes reach over the gap between our ships, then stretch across the deck until they’re tied to mooring bollards attached to the mast. The ropes are taut as they hang at about waist height.

I keep low, just to make sure Sind can’t see me out of the corner of his eye while fighting, and scuttle over to the mast.

Everyone cheers and starts beating the wood around them, I hear Sind laugh as he says “you’d think the deck is made of ice or something! Don’t your boots dig into the wood?”

I take a flip knife from my pocket and hurry over to the mast. In a gap between Sind’s crew, I see the pirate kick Aleks’s hand as he tries to get up, knocking the proud man back to the floor, and sending a howl of laughter across both ships. His face clearly shows distress and frustration, I won’t be surprised if he starts crying.

I hope my crew realizes that, one way or the other, they’ll have to travel with the alien for a few more weeks. I know I’m the only one facing bankruptcy, but it’s a rather poor idea to make fun of him like this.

But never mind that. I reach the mast and saw the serrated blade back and forth over the first rope. Strands snap and untangle as I work, and I keep my eyes on all the men just in case they notice me. If they do… I suppose I just have to surrender. They’re already planning to take all my cargo, what more could they do?

As I get further into the first rope, it starts bouncing from the vibrations. I try to pull it even tighter as I do, but I lack the strength to make much of a difference with one hand. I get through the first rope, and gently set it on the ground. Then the second, then the third.

It’s quick work, but my heart is thumping in my chest and I’m sweating more than normal. I look to Aleks, and he’s covered in blood. No cut looks deep, but there’s a lot of them, and thin strands are rolling down his torso and limbs, I see a few cuts on his legs as well. Our eyes meet for just a moment, and I have to wonder if he planned this. Was it his intention to be a distraction for the crew, or did I make good use of his bravado?

It doesn’t matter. If he didn’t plan it before, he knows the plan now and won’t give up until I’m back off this ship. The fourth rope is sawed, then the fifth, six goes, and finally, the seventh is sliced in half.

Instantly, with nobody on Sind’s steering wheel, I notice our ships drift apart. My heart is racing, they’re not gonna notice! I did it and got away scot free! I can’t contain my smile, and I put both hands over my mouth to suppress my laughter. I hurry towards the back of the ship, up the stairs, then across. My ship is a few feet further than when I jumped before, Haji is doing his best to keep us close without hitting their ship and knocking the crew out of their trance.

I take a deep breath, climb on the railing, then look over the edge. Our ships are still moving, and the current between the two are rough, the water is white from the bubbles and splashing. If I don’t make the jump and fall, I might break something and drown before they can pull the ships around.

But… no matter!

I steel myself, crouch down, then use all the strength in my legs to jump across the gap!

As I do, my ship rolls over a wave with exactly the wrong timing, so the bow tips forward and the rear pulls up. It won’t be a clear jump across! I bring my legs up to plant on the hull, then my chest smashes against the outside of the railing as my arms drape over and grip whatever I can.

“Hrgh!” My ribcage aches from the hard blow, but I didn’t hear a crack. “H-help!”

Haji looks between me and the wheel for a second, before letting go and running over to help. He grabs both my hands tight, then puts his boot on the inside of the railing to help pull me over.

I land on the wood floor and hold my chest as I cough weakly. Haji runs back to the wheel, and I quietly yell, “get us out of here!”

Haji nods, then uses all his muscles to pull the lever, which closes all the flaps on the underside of the ship. With less drag beneath us, we quickly pull away from Sind’s ship, and Haji spins the wheel away. Everything tips to the side, and in the distance I hear a thud, followed by cheering. Though, from the other ship, I hear the screams of realization, and the many thuds of pirates running around the ship, trying in a panic to get moving once more.

“I imagine…” I force myself to my feet and do my best to ignore the pain, “Aleks is down?”

“Yes, captain. I don’t think he’s getting back up.”

I trudge to the front of the cabin and look down. Aleks is a bloody mess on the deck, Sind is raising his swords, my crew is clapping politely -those traitors- and Sind’s crew is only just now realizing what’s happening. They’re scrambling to fix this mess, but it’s too late. Because Sind exhausted himself while playing with Aleks, I’ll only need a minute.

“Congrats!” I yell while clapping. Sind looks up at me, a joyous smile on his tired, sweating face. He beat a peldak! He’s a cirathan who managed to do it! That’s a genuinely praiseworthy achievement… but he’ll find no reward here. “Men! Grab your swords and kill the good Captain Sind.”

“What?!” Sind shrieks as he readies his swords, “are you a fool? I beat your best man and mine are right-“ he looks to the side, only to find the vast sea. He looks to the other side and spots a similar sight. Looking behind me, he can see the top of his ship’s mast, far behind us. His eyes round and he turns palid, “oh…”

My crew realizes the situation and quickly grabs their swords, and Aleks rolls over onto his back with a wet plop. “I t-told you…” he forces a toothy grin, full of enthusiasm, “the only way… off this ship alive… i-is surrend-“ he nearly barfs, and has to turn over and curl into a ball.

“I… I surrender.” Sind bites his bottom lip, and I can tell that a lot of frustrated, foul thoughts run through his head.

“Good. So, here’s the deal. You take three crates, we don’t kill you, and you get to leave. Do you accept?”

Sind says nothing, just nods his head.

“Wh-at?!” Aleks yells, his voice strained “I we-ghugh… went through all that… and you’re still giving him stuff!?”

I roll my eyes, Sind looks down at him and seems to think ‘I should have finished you off’.

“Yes, Aleks. I’m making a deal with Captain Sind. If he goes back with nothing, his crew could mutiny, and he’d no longer be the captain, thus making our deal null and void. If our deal is void, then there’s nothing to keep them from just trying to steal from us again, this time with the knowledge that you’re far weaker than you should be. They’re the ones who didn’t notice me cut the ropes, they share most of the blame, so three crates will satisfy them, and they’ll let us leave. Got it?”

He grumbles, then pushes himself to his feet. With a body covered in sweat and blood, he stumbles his way to the cabin. He mumbles ‘cirathans are crazy, the sea sucks, I’m probably gonna get sunburnt from all this…’

He manages not to fall as he walks to the door and disappears inside.

Sind’s ship approaches before long and Haji pulls the lever again to slow us down. We hand off the crates, and every man aboard their ship looks so guilty and ashamed of themselves! Haha! It’s what they deserve. I hope it keeps them up at night, thinking about aaaaall the wealth in my cargo hold that could have been theirs if they didn’t fail! We’re they not outsmarted by Captain Reed!

With a grim look, Sind tips his hat and their ship pulls away. I make sure to savor his look, and I don’t bother hiding my pleasure. These men had no problem with bankrupting me and destroying my life, I want to make sure they know who the winner here is.

“Haji!” I yell.

“Yes, captain?”

I walk to the front of the ship and look out over the vast blue sea, “get us out of here, we’ve a long way to go until we reach the southern coast, and they’ve wasted enough of our time.”

With a warm wind at our back, everything’s looking great.

Cirathan Piracy: Chapter 2

Back outside, in the warm, salty air, the pirate ship is closing in and nearly on us.

“Just stay neutral everyone, I’ll handle the talking.” I take a deep breath to steady myself, then bring out my most confident smile.

The pirate ship approaches on the starboard side. A ship nearly the same size as ours, but built for speed instead of cargo transport. Its dozen crewmen cheer for their victory as they get close, whistling and slapping the flat side of their swords against the side of their ship.

“Hoi, there!” One cirathan screams as he salutes. He has a sword on each hip, a wide rim hat to keep the sun out of his eyes, and a shirt unbuttoned and showing off half his chest. He’s leaning against the side of the railing and glancing to each of the men of my ship, before his eyes fall on me. “I take it you’re the captain of this fine vessel?”

Around him, his crew tosses over metal hooks connected to ropes. They pull the ropes, and the hooks slide and scrape along the wood, until they get caught on the bannisters.

“Indeed I am,” I give a slight bow to show some respect. “My name is Reed, I come from Vinindri.” Using the ropes, his crew pulls our ship closer until the wooden hull clangs against his. I’m jostled off balance only slightly, I can’t imagine how Aleks reacted to it.

“Well met, Reed! I come from Carpai, captain Sind, pleased to make your acquaintance.” He has a charming smile that hides his intent well. If I didn’t know the context, I could never imagine he’s trying to steal all our cargo.

With the hulls of our ships pressed together, his crew ties the ropes around metal fasteners screwed tight onto the central mast of his ship. Huge ropes now hang taut across half the deck of his ship, but it won’t be an issue so long as they jump over here to attack us.

“So,” I lean forward on the railing, my arms crossed and looking straight into his eyes. My sight doesn’t waver, and he’s only about four feet from me. “What can I do ya for, friend? Need repairs on your ship? Have you run out of food? We have spare supplies, if you need it.” Classic opening negotiation move. Invite your attacker in and frame the conversation as you wish. He’s not our enemy, we’re not fighting, I’ll give him a bit of what we have, but he can’t take advantage of our kindness.

Since he’s the captain of a ship, he’s no doubt a skilled negotiator and can talk his way out of it, but it’s a good start, nevertheless.

“Actually no, we’re here to help you!” He glances backwards on the sea, “that wine you threw overboard? It’s the darndest thing, it has Carpaisan mold on the inside. Terrible sort, very deadly if you didn’t grow up in the forests near our home, and it spreads fast. Out of respect for you and your crew, we’d like to come aboard and inspect your cargo. We’ll get rid of the infected boxes and barrels for you, and you can be on your way before you know it.

A fantastic lie, I have no idea how much if that is true.

The part of the mold being deadly is assuredly false, though based on his face, and the motions of his crew, every word is believable. Was there mold in the wine barrel? Did the wood come from Carpai? Carpai is a known exporter of strong, hardy wood, and there are many types of non-toxic mold purposefully added to their containers for flavor, or to absorb moisture. If I say either of those things are a lie, and he proves them to be true, he’d have proven his expertise on the subject and he’d be free to rummage through my ship and steal whatever he wants.

I frown slightly, signaling clear displeasure that he picks up on, then return my face to normal. “Sir, I appreciate the concern, but we’re not amateurs. I know everything that goes on aboard my ship, and we have counter measures for it all.”

If I act like he’s insulted my capabilities as a captain, I have a legitimate excuse to rudely brush him off and tell him to get lost. Furthermore, the vague statement ‘I know everything and have countermeasures’, blocks him off from pretending to help me in the future. We don’t need help, how dare he insinuate it further? If he tries to continue down the ‘there’s deadly mold, you need our help’ route, then, according to cirathan social conventions, I can tell him to leave us alone. Even a pirate like him will obey.

“Oh?” Sind looks forward with an eyebrow raised. I notice a slight uptick on the side of his mouth, I don’t think he intended to show me that. “So you know everything that goes on on this ship… and yet you purposefully threw overboard a barrel of toxic-mold infested wine?” There’s a certain harshness to his voice, he’s trying to play it off like he’s mad we tried to kill him and his crew. Though, I see his face is clearly expressing joy that he caught me.

Crap… I messed up!

What a stupid mistake, I can’t believe I made it…

How do I talk my way out of such a blunder? There are a load of reasons why one could carry infected ‘poisoned’ wine (not that the wine is actually poisoned, this is all a false pretense anyway), but how do I justify throwing it overboard? Throwing poisoned wine to pirates is a taboo, due to how that would affect the nature of mutual trust on the grand sea. We mixed up barrels? No, that would not only imply I don’t know everything which goes on on my ship, but it would mean our negligence could have accidentally killed them.

Do I say I knew the wine wouldn’t kill them? No, that as an excuse just seems childish. ‘This bad thing could have happened’, ‘b-but I knew it wouldn’t, so it’s okay!’ That excuse won’t work.

A warm wind blows from the north, it ruffles my hair and nearly takes Sind’s wide hat off his head. I realize I’ve almost taken too long for my response. When it comes to a battle between two skilled negotiators, responses have to roll off the tongue, the person who needs to stop and think is the loser.

Are we assassins ordered to throw that ‘poisoned’ barrel overboard? No, there’s no reason to kill them, and we’d be foolish for not checking our target before we threw the poison over.

Are we smugglers trying to ditch our cargo? No, we wouldn’t admit that, and they could use it as blackmail.

What’s the right answer here!?

Finally, I sigh. A deep, exhausted sigh. Sind raises an eyebrow at this odd pivot, and his crew are similarly confused. “That barrel wasn’t meant to go overboard. We thought you were pirates, so I wanted to throw a non-moldy one.”

Sind’s eyes round and he can’t hide his smile in the face of this stunning admission, he seems to have a hard time hiding his thoughts. “I thought you said you were the ‘all-knowing captain’ who had a good handle on everything happening in your ship! Yet you threw over moldy wine? Hmm, maybe you do need our services to clean out your lower deck.”

My plan is a simple tactic used by city-states throughout Ciratha for the last century. “No, I do know everything that goes on with my ship. The problem is I told the peldak to throw it overboard and he isn’t well versed in our ways, so he didn’t know not to throw the poisoned one over.” Blame the peldaks! It always works, nobody can disprove it!

Any cirathan child could run circles around even the greatest peldak diplomat or negotiator, they don’t share our ways or understand our subtleties. The only way they can get things done is by threatening to use that giant military of theirs. ‘Do this or we’ll just invade you and force you to do it,’ is a tactic without many natural counters. This has given the peldaks a reputation as ‘lumbering oafs’, aliens who make a mess of any task not directly related to violence.

Sind recoils slightly, his crew can’t hide their fear. “You… have a peldak?”

“I hired him as a guard against pirates, yes, but I’ve also made him use his strength for a few odd tasks.”

That was a threat. We can both pretend otherwise, but we both know he’s a pirate. The real meaning of my words was ‘if you don’t back off, I’ll send a peldak to kill you all.’ My face is free of deception, as there was no lie. I’ve hired a peldak guard, he threw the wine overboard. While he is currently worthless in a fight, Sind doesn’t seem to be able to notice that. He’s made several mistakes when it comes to his own facial expressions, it seems he isn’t the natural negotiator I had him pegged for.

It takes Sind a moment to get over his shock and fear, but his crew can’t hide their distress. He thinks for a moment, then narrows his brow. “Very well then, if a peldak messes up, I suppose you can’t be blamed for it.”

I nod, “indeed.”

“Bring him out, then.”

“…excuse me?” I raise an eyebrow, genuinely confused.

“Bring him out, I want him to apologize for nearly poisoning my crew.”

I’m screaming on the inside.

What is this idiot doing!? No, I can’t bring him out! I’ll ignore the fact that Aleks is seasick, Sind doesn’t know that. A peldak would never go along with this nonsense! The wine isn’t poisoned, there is no mold, it wasn’t dangerous, a peldak would sooner rip Sind’s throat out than apologize for something he didn’t do!

What’s Sind’s game here? He doesn’t know that peldaks can’t stand the sea. I had never heard that fact, and Sind’s reaction of fear a moment ago proves he didn’t either. So what is he planning? Is he just incompetent?

He seems to believe that I have a peldak in my employ, perhaps he doesn’t know how violent peldaks can be… or maybe he recognizes that I’m in the stronger position, and the better negotiator, so he’s trying to bring in an idiot peldak who’ll say all the wrong things and can’t hide his thoughts. That’s a common strategy. If you’re outmatched, try and get the other side to switch to a less skilled negotiator.

This guy may not know Aleks is worthless in a fight on the seas, but it seems he’s stumbled on the correct answer. What can I say to keep Aleks from coming out here and ruining everything? That I put him in the brig for throwing over poison wine? No, we all know the wine wasn’t toxic. That he’s sleeping?  No, I said he threw over the barrel, and that was just a few minutes ago.

“Oh come now,” I say, tapping my fingers against the wood banister. “You actually want to talk to one of those aliens? They don’t make for great conversation.”

Sind’s upper lip twitches, he clearly doesn’t want to, but he thinks it’ll help him steal from us. “I want to speak to the man who nearly murdered me and my crew out of incompetence, yes.”

I roll my eyes in genuine displeasure, “how about I just give you some of our cargo as an apology. Three crates, and you be on your way. What do you care about more, money, or some pride?”

“Peldaks have caused me no end of trouble in the past,” a statement which can be said by a lot of people, “seeing one struggle to force out an apology is worth far more than any amount of treasure.”

“Are you sure? 15 crates of cargo.” 15 crates is a very good deal, far more than what these pirates must usually get from a single ship. I’m not sure if they know about all the irreplaceable cargo I have, but I assume they do. My hope is that the knowledge of a peldak in my crew will spook them enough to cut their losses and take the 15.

Instead, Sind narrows his eyebrows, deep in thought, and scratches his chin. But it isn’t a look as though he’s weighing his options, he’s trying to figure something out. One of his crewmen shuffles over and whispers in Sind’s ear. He uses both hands to block my sight of his mouth and jaw, so I have no idea what he says. Sind turns his head to respond, and they go back and forth like that.

I wipe the beads of sweat off my forehead, I don’t know if it’s hot from the sun, or from the negotiations. Thankfully, a cloud rolls over the sky and a long shadow is cast over our ships. I take the opportunity to look back at my crew, and each one nods diligently. They have faith in my ability to pull us through this, and they’ve been keeping stonefaced, unreadable expressions the whole time.

Turning back to Sind and his crew, two more men have come up to discuss. It seems to me like they want to take the 15 crates, while Sind is saying no, they should press on. But why? What does he think he knows? His crew nods, having fallen behind him in his plan, and they return to around the ship while Sind addresses me.

“You seem desperate to not let me meet my would-be murderer. Let me say clearly, no amount of money will dissuade me, I want him to apologize in person.” His eyes are sharp, staring straight into me and looking for any deception.

Craaaaap.

Does he think I was lying when I said we have a peldak? Did I overplay my hand with the 15 crates and make him suspicious? I am desperate to not let him see Aleks, he saw right through me. Because he called me out like that, I have no choice but to respond. I either admit I’m desperate, which invites the question ‘why’, or I bring him out. Can Aleks pretend to not be sick?

“Very well,” I say, frustration bubbling under my skin. “I’ll go get him, just wait there for now.”

Sind lets out a bright smile, I think he’s picked up on my annoyance.

As I walk to the door, every step is deliberate, the sway of my arms calculated. I don’t show any sign that I’m panicking. Calmly, the door is opened. Carefully, I close it behind me. In a mad dash, I run to the bed and start jostling Aleks.

“Aleks! Get up!”

“Hnngh,” just as sickly looking as before. Sweating, eyes dipping in an out of focus, he took his shirt off to help avoid the heat. “I am… up… captain…” he struggles to roll his head to the side, looking up at me, “you need something?”

I bite my bottom lip as there’s no reason to hide my distress. He’s worthless. Totally worthless. Can’t fight off pirates, and there’s no way he can fake it from a cirathan. That being said, my eyes draw down from his face. His exposed torso is a mess of scars, from sword wounds both deep and shallow, some probably hundreds of years old. His muscles are well defined and haven’t atrophied since we’ve been at sea. Maybe I’ll get lucky and they’ll focus on how he looks like he can snap our bones like twigs.

“Yeah, Aleks. There’s pirates out there and I need you to look tough and intimidating. Can you do that? I’m negotiating with them still, all you need to do is stand behind me so they can see what a monster you are!”

“P-pirates..? Okay…” Aleks takes a deep breath, then his face tightens. His abs flex to pull himself to a seated position, and even his back muscles are monstrous. After swinging his legs to the side of the bed, he forces all the air out of his lungs to stand tall and proud. His short brown hair brushes against the wood ceiling, and there’s a fierceness in his eyes that fill me with confidence.

As he walks across the cabin unaided, he wobbles back and forth, but it seems to be a result of being unbalanced, not weakness derived from sickness. Now that I think of it, he was able to throw those large barrels of wine overboard. Maybe it’s no exaggeration to say he could still break bones with no issue!

Cirathan Piracy: Chapter 1

There’s a ship on the horizon.

Off the starboard side, angled towards us as if to intercept our course, the sails fully loose and gaining speed.

I cup a hand over my golden eyes to block the harsh, summer rays of the twin cirathan suns, then zoom in to look at the finer details. It’s a medium-sized, wooden ship, and there’s about a dozen people on the deck. They look happy, in high spirits. Above the crow’s nest, they’re flying the flag of a city-state allied to ours, but I don’t trust it.

We’re just a small trading vessel with half a dozen crew mates and a load of supplies that anyone would love to get their greedy hands on. Being suspicious is common sense.

I hear the footsteps of our mercenary defender, a peldak named Aleks Nowaczyk, as he stumbles across the wooden deck and nearly falls against the banister. “C-captain!” He cries out, his words weak and forced. “Is it pirates, Sir Reed? I’ll bust them up, s-sir..!” His breathing is deliberate and forced, trying in vain to calm himself.

I sigh deeply, the warm, salty sea air filling my lungs, then I turn to him. He’s a tall, pale man with long pointed ears. Two heads taller than me normally, but with how he’s bracing himself against the bannister, our eyes are level. He’s wearing a wide-brimmed hat to protect his skin from our suns, and his face is a sickly green. His eyes are out of focus and his head wobbles from every jostle and crash of a wave against our hull.

I, like everyone else, heard of the near-mythical combat prowess of these peldak aliens. ‘The finest warriors this planet has ever seen’, the rumors say. There’s been an uptick in pirate attacks recently, so I figured he’d be nice to have… but he’s been brought so low by sea sickness, it’s embarrassing.

“No, Aleks, it’s nothing you need to concern yourself with, yet… just make sure to puke over the side if you’re going to.”

“Ha! D-don’t worry, captain… my stomach’s already empty, I got nothing left…” his voice trails off and he pats his stomach, realizing how hungry he is. Poor guy looks miserable, and we’re still weeks out from our destination. I can’t imagine he’ll join us on our next voyage. I can’t imagine paying him to do so.

My attention draws back to the ship. They’re closer now and I don’t like it.

I whistle sharply, grabbing my men’s attention and hurting Aleks’s sensitive ears. “Make sure you have your swords, and turn us southwards. If they change heading towards us, we’ll know what they’re after.”

The crew gives some shouts of acknowledgement and gets to work. Pulling the rudder, adjusting the sails, heading below deck to grab their weapons.

“What if… gyugh…” the sudden turn of the ship makes Aleks’s stomach wretch. “What if they’re lost and just wanna ask for directions?” He gestures to the horizon, “not like there’s any landmarks out here.”

I wouldn’t expect an alien who can’t even stand up straight to understand why that’s a stupid question. With nothing more than the taste of the air, the position of the suns, and the harshness of the wind, there isn’t a sailor alive who couldn’t tell exactly where we are, and precisely how long it’ll be till we’re at the southern coast of the grand sea.

I pat his shoulder, “just head back to your cabin and take a nap. I’ll call you if we need you.”

We hit a large wave and our bow tips up. While my body instinctively adjusts to stay balanced, he clings harder to the bannister and his eyes glaze over. When our bow crashes back down, he nearly loses his grip on the wood frame.

His pale skin nearly turns green, and for a moment I’m worried he’ll keel over. “Y-yeah… I’ll head back…”

Aleks slowly rises to his feet, using the railing to help stand, then stumbles and trips his way to the back wall. He slides along it until he grabs the door handle, then pulls it open before disappearing inside.

Despite the money I paid to hire him having been wasted, I can’t help but feel bad for him.

But never mind. I climb the steps to the raised aft of the ship, then look out.

“They turned as well,” I grumble.

Pirates. That’s all this could mean. There’s no reason to chase after another ship on the sea. If they were lawmen, they’d have flags to signal it. If there was an emergency, there’d be crewmen trying to wave us down and I’d be able to see the distress and panic clear on their faces.

I whistle sharply to alert my crew but don’t avert my eyes from the horizon. “Bobo!”

“Yes, captain?” He yelled from somewhere on the lower deck.

“Toss two barrels of wine overboard! And crate fourteen, while you’re at it. That should get them off our tail.”

“Sir!” I hear the tapping of footsteps across the wood deck, then the clunk of the door opening and closing behind him.

We cirathans are natural businessmen, we all share a sort of merchant’s temperament, weighing risk versus reward.

Piracy is, of course, illegal. One cannot threaten to kill others if they don’t give up cargo, nor can one actually kill others and steal cargo from their charred and ruined ship. But, if my ship just so happens to lose some cargo on the vast sea, and another ship just so happens to come by and collect it, that’s perfectly fine. There are no pirates in that scenario, just scavengers.

That whole ‘piracy’ business is just so messy. You risk death and dismemberment just for a bit of loot, and even if you’re successful you’ll get a bounty on your head! Scavenging is a much simpler job. Safer, no fighting, and everyone understands what’s going on, ‘cargo accidents’ happen all the time on the grand sea.

But if merchants like ourselves keep getting attacked, and the entirety of our cargo is lost? Then people back on land start getting uppity. They want their goods, so they might fund patrol ships to keep piracy and ‘scavenging’ down to a minimum, which means ports need to raise tariffs to pay for those patrols. High tariffs means less profit. It’s better for everyone if that ship just accepts the cargo and turns away.

Bobo returns with the crate on hand, and Aleks is at his side, with the two large wine barrels under his thick arms. Aleks’s brow is narrow, he’s sweating, and his breathing is hard and labored. It’s taking all his energy and concentration just to do this.

Bobo tosses the crate overboard, as does Aleks, and they make three distinct splashes in the salt water below. Bobo runs up the steps to watch the items float away, while Aleks slinks over and sits down on the third step. The way he sighs, and how his shoulders roll forward, indicates he’s happy and surprised he could do that much. I turn my attention to the water and watch the cargo float out there. They bob up and down, occasionally being submerged by the waves, but they’re made of wood, so they always breach the surface before long. They hardly drift from their spot, in perfect alignment for the pursuing ship to accept.

“What was in that crate, captain?” Bobo asks.

I watch the ‘scavenger’ ship turn to the side and toss out a net to fish out our ‘lost’ cargo.

“I’m not sure. Just some trinkets, I think. Nothing anyone will get too upset over.” People tend to buy in bulk and ship them in small crates, specifically to deal with pirates. Paying for 10 small crates to be shipped and 1 getting lost is much better than paying for 3 large crates and 1 getting stolen. We don’t box the goods up, we just deliver them, so we can’t be sure what’s inside until we open them at the delivery port. It’s to add a bit of random chance to what items get lost, we don’t want the ‘scavengers thinking that we only throw low-quality items overboard, and that there’s better loot to be collected below deck.

Buyers can pay extra for cargo which ‘absolutely cannot be lost at sea’, but most merchants don’t like those. If someone figures out we have something like that, it can be dangerous as pirates won’t accept anything less, and loss of these items can be… particularly damaging to our profits and reputation.

Because I thought we had a ‘big, strong peldak’ to keep us safe from piracy, I accepted quite a few of those delivery requests. They’re in special gold painted crates, located deep in the back of the cargo hold.

I watch the pirates hoist the items up the side of the ship and pull them on deck. With my cirathan eyesight, I see one man, maybe the captain, pull out a crowbar and work on opening a barrel of wine.

Just accept it and leave. I narrow my brow and grip my fingers into the bannister, desperately trying to will them into following my orders. I can’t afford to give you the special crates, that would bankrupt me! I never should have gotten cocky and hired that seasick peldak.

“Haaa…” Aleks takes a deep breath, “I take it those wine barrels were poisoned, eyy? Haha! That’ll show these pirates… not to mess with us!” A few veins on his neck bulge, and he holds his forehead to try and subdue his swelling headache.

“What? No. If it gets out that we merchants are poisoning the items we’re giving to these pirates, they might stop accepting them. This system works on trust and a mutual understanding of the consequences, you can’t go and do reckless things like that.”

Aleks waves his hand dismissively, “mutual trust? You’re on the side of the law though… just… just pay money to root out these pirates wherever they’re hiding.”

I turn fully his way, my hands on my hips. “Do you have any idea how much that would cost? You can’t root out pirates once and be done, it requires constant watch to make sure they don’t come back. Patrols, maintenance, crew fees, just losing a bit of cargo here and there is much cheaper.”

Well, if they take my cargo on this specific voyage… the idea of patrols being cheaper will start to sound like silly, shortsighted complaining on my part.

Aleks turns and looks up at me from his seat on the third step, his eyes washed over, and his face flushed. “Who cares about the cost..?” He tries to pull his ears back in a sign of authority and power, but it doesn’t look right. “These ‘people’ are preying on innocent travelers. It’s the principle of it. They all deserve death for their crimes.”

Having a peldak say that to me on land would be quite convincing indeed. As we’re on the water, however, it comes across as laughable. An empty boast about how he would handle things.

“Ahh, captain?” Bobo tugs my sleeve and gestures to the ship.

I focus my vision and see the crew drinking some of our wine, holding their mugs high and laughing… with the captain hanging off the edge, his sword drawn and pointed our way.

“Oh…”

Adrenaline courses through my veins as my brain runs a million miles a second. They’re attacking us anyway. Do they know about the special cargo? Who’d they hear it from? Was there a snitch? Is there a traitor in the crew? Are they attacking while knowing we have a peldak? Do they know he’s seasick and worthless? Can we outrun this ship? We can’t fight, but how strong can we make ourselves appear? A dozen more questions flash through my mind, but I have to focus on one thing at a time.

I run downstairs, jumping over Aleks and landing on the deck with a thud. My whistle alerts the crew, and makes Aleks’s headache worse. “Listen up! I want to outrun that ship. Can we?”

Haji, the helmsman maintaining the steering wheel, glances down from his raised platform. “I, aah, don’t think so, captain. Their ship is naturally quicker than ours, and we’re weighed down with so much cargo. We might hope for finding another ship to help us, but I’m not sure how likely that is.”

“Tsk,” I click my tongue. “We can’t fight, we can’t run, Aleks is useless…”

“H-hey… I’m ri-blufgh…” his stomach wretches and all the air escapes his lungs. He can’t even complete his defense without almost barfing!

“Fine,” I say, “slow the ship down and let them board us! We’ll talk our way out of it.” A grim sense of purpose rushes through the crew, except Aleks. Negotiation is part of cirathan tradition, it’s in our blood. I’ll try to convince these pirates to not steal much, which inherently means a lot of bluffing and outright lies. My crew has to remain stonefaced and stoic, any wayward expression could tip the pirates off and ruin everything.

Haji reaches over and struggles to pull a wooden lever next to the wheel. On the bottom of the ship, a dozen flat platforms extend to catch the water. The ship instantly loses much of its speed, and while we regular crewmen adjust our postures to keep us steady, Aleks falls forward and lands on the ground with a thud.

Slowing down is part of these negotiations. It might not seem like much to outsiders, but it’s an important opening play. Slowing down to let ourselves be caught is very different than trying to run away but failing. It puts us in a stronger position.

I glance to Aleks as he struggles to push himself up. Useless as he might be in a fight, he is still a peldak, and I don’t think they know how sick he is. “Aleks!” I march over and help him up, his pale skin hot to the touch. The man is well and truly a giant, and heavy from so much dense, hard muscle. I’d never believe one of his kind could be beaten by seasickness, if it wasn’t happening right in front of me. “The threat of having a peldak below deck is clearly better than you actually showing yourself. Stay down there and don’t come out, you hear me?”

“C-come on, boss…” his voice is so gravelly and off, “I-I can fiff ‘em!” Does he mean ‘fight them’?

I’m careful to not let his head peek over the railings and be visible to the pirates. We hit a wave and all his body weight seems to shift onto me, my knees nearly buckle under it all. “S-sure you can! Absolutely! But for right now, my plan is to have you be an unseen, unheard threat. An ace in the hole, got it?”

He grumbled, then reached forward to open the wood door, “fine… I got it…” He knew I was just being nice. It’s hard to lie when the other person already knows what you’re doing.

I help Aleks into the cabin and set him in one of the beds. The nearby lantern, the only source of light, tips back and forth from the waves, and the shadows dance from all the activity. It puts into perspective how much the ship is rocking, but I thought this had been a smooth trip so far. Maybe I’m too used to the sea.

With the biggest weakness of my crew safely in bed, I take a deep breath and head out.